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Burl Source
03-08-2013, 10:29 PM
I don't know why I thought of this but when I was in high school there was this one guy who never showered after gym class.
Nobody messed with him because he was bigger than most of us.
We just figured he was overly shy or something.
You would never see him changing clothes.
and....nobody ever saw him even take his shoes off.

A few years later I saw him in a bar and he had a good bit to drink already.
I sat down and talked to him for a bit and eventually teased him about gym class.

In a very intoxicated voice he said "You think that's funny, huh? Well look at this."
He reached down and removed his shoes and socks.
He had 12 toes.

A small crowd gathered and after a short while he was leaving the bar.
.....with an attractive lady.

pumbaa
03-08-2013, 10:47 PM
no but i went to high school that only had 9, she was missing the middle toe on one of her feet and was born that way, also a cousin wayyy down the line on my dad's side that i met once when i was like 6 had 6 fingers on 1 hand

Lucretia
03-08-2013, 10:56 PM
Webbed, yes. Extra, no.

pumbaa
03-08-2013, 11:13 PM
Webbed, yes. Extra, no.
bet you are a great swimmer

EdipisReks
03-08-2013, 11:18 PM
i have twelves toes, two are in jars on my mantle, though.

Lucretia
03-09-2013, 12:03 AM
bet you are a great swimmer

Nah, it's only a couple toes and they're only webbed partway. But being a short little round woman, I can float like you wouldn't believe!

Notaskinnychef
03-09-2013, 12:39 AM
Damn wished ya caught a pic, would have been hilarious.

sachem allison
03-09-2013, 12:48 AM
i have twelves toes, two are in jars on my mantle, though.

you stole my line.

mr drinky
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
i have twelves toes, two are in jars on my mantle, though.

Did you label them with masking tape and a sharpie?

k.

EdipisReks
03-09-2013, 01:46 AM
Did you label them with masking tape and a sharpie?

k.

nah, i can tell pinky from binky by taste.

kalaeb
03-09-2013, 01:56 AM
A small crowd gathered and after a short while he was leaving the bar.
.....with an attractive lady.

Are you saying there is a correlation between the number of digits and......


Guess he would have a hard time wearing these:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PI9ZB6SYfPs/TEiNAuDx2eI/AAAAAAAAByc/7khWQqdwHVs/s1600/large.jpg

Lucretia
03-09-2013, 01:57 AM
Sourtoe cocktail?

JohnnyChance
03-09-2013, 02:04 AM
Old Tony Kornheiser line: "Linda Cohn has 12 twelve toes the hard way, seven and five."

mr drinky
03-09-2013, 02:06 AM
Old Tony Kornheiser line: "Linda Cohn has 12 twelve toes the hard way, seven and five."

With that good laugh, I am chugging the rest of my wine and going to bed. Good one.

k.

Gravy Power
03-09-2013, 02:07 AM
Old Tony Kornheiser line: "Linda Cohn has 12 twelve toes the hard way, seven and five."

Awesome. You an old school TK fan from his days at ESPN radio?

franzb69
03-09-2013, 02:11 AM
i had a neighbor who was half japanese that had an extra thumb growing out of his thumb. it was like a smaller thumb growing out of it.

also seen a video of a whole family that had 12 toes and 12 fingers. apparently it was a hereditary trait for them, the mother and all her kids had the same situation.

WillC
03-09-2013, 02:17 AM
I thought everyone had 12 toes :eek2:

apicius9
03-09-2013, 02:19 AM
I have three chins, does that count for anything?

Stefan

Drumjockey
03-09-2013, 02:20 AM
I've had twelve toes a couple times. Those hangovers really suck:biggrin:

JohnnyChance
03-09-2013, 02:23 AM
Awesome. You an old school TK fan from his days at ESPN radio?

Yes. I once wrote a fake ebay auction selling knock off Andy Polleys (Pollin) that Tony called "very, very funny" on the air. Made my day/month/year/life.

ecchef
03-09-2013, 08:25 AM
I have three chins, does that count for anything?

Stefan

:laugh:

Customfan
03-09-2013, 08:46 AM
You guys are just hilarious! :goodevil:

By the way Lucretia.... cool new avatar! Is that your Rader?

NO ChoP!
03-09-2013, 09:33 AM
We used to breed St. Bernards (black head descendants of Kujo). We'd just clip the extra toes off at birth...

swarfrat
03-09-2013, 11:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hd7tJV5ixU

Zwiefel
03-09-2013, 10:10 PM
reminds me of this classic....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uJsoZheTR4