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Salty dog
06-19-2013, 05:28 PM
Courtesy of the State of Wisconsin.

Similar to being at the firehouse.

Strangely comforting.

"The Man" still sucks.

Seth
06-19-2013, 06:00 PM
Your'e in jail??? :)

Salty dog
06-19-2013, 07:32 PM
Yep.

If you want to dance you have to pay the piper.

Mike9
06-19-2013, 07:48 PM
You have web access in stir? Amazing . . . do you have TV too? There's a hockey game on tonight. :cool2:

eshua
06-19-2013, 08:03 PM
How did you earn such an exclusive reservation?

Burl Source
06-19-2013, 08:20 PM
Let me see if I have this right.
You went dancing, but neglected to pay the musician so they locked you up in jail.

DeepCSweede
06-19-2013, 08:49 PM
Need anything in the pokey? Happy to help out.

AFKitchenknivesguy
06-19-2013, 09:17 PM
They got wifi in there?

eshua
06-19-2013, 09:19 PM
That or bail bondsmen.

Salty dog
06-19-2013, 10:11 PM
Huber, I'm relatively free until 10:30.

Sweet part is the Huber sarge is the mother of one of my dishwashers. I also know her mom from the dog park. wOOt!

bkultra
06-19-2013, 10:12 PM
Good luck and watch your six.

ajhuff
06-19-2013, 10:25 PM
Huber, I'm relatively free until 10:30.

Sweet part is the Huber sarge is the mother of one of my dishwashers. I also know her mom from the dog park. wOOt!

Huber.

Mmmmmmm....... Huber Bock... Mmmmmmm....

WildBoar
06-19-2013, 11:29 PM
Dang, that really stinks. Is it related to the weapon charge from last year? Hope you are only there for a couple weeks max.

Mike9
06-20-2013, 12:30 AM
If you've been in county before - well you know the drill . . . if not then pucker up cause it do get cold . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oaTP_oRsc

apicius9
06-20-2013, 03:53 AM
Wow, it's never boring here... That actually may be a good idea. Still offically unemployed and needing to find a new place to live in July, I could just do what he deserves to the guy who ruined my career and get accomodation and food courtesy of the State of Hawaii. I am sure there will be Spam on the menu.

Hope things work out for you, Salty.

Stefan

420layersofdank
06-20-2013, 10:53 AM
Good luck man and try to get a job in the kitchen while ur there

Zwiefel
06-20-2013, 11:18 AM
Might be able to get catered meals from a local restaurant....I heard there is a decent place. Enjoy the reading time and get home safely.

Duckfat
06-20-2013, 11:39 AM
Stock up on Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams before getting in a Yukor game. Hope you get out soon.

Dave

RRLOVER
06-20-2013, 08:50 PM
W T F Scott!!! I wish I could cross the state line to come visit you....but then I would end up in jail:D

Jmadams13
06-20-2013, 09:01 PM
If things don't go well on Thursday, I'll be making te same thread, lol.


Was it that guy from Office Space that said "watch your corn hole bud..."

Salty dog
06-20-2013, 09:22 PM
Strip, bend over, lift your genitals, open your mouth, lift your tongue, etc..........

bkultra
06-20-2013, 10:01 PM
Typical Thursday night... I was hoping for more.

brainsausage
06-20-2013, 10:25 PM
I take it the wi-fi is a frequent flier bonus?

markenki
06-20-2013, 11:26 PM
Best of luck, Scott!

EdipisReks
06-20-2013, 11:32 PM
Strip, bend over, lift your genitals, open your mouth, lift your tongue, etc..........

I was one arrested for resisting arrest. Had to do that routine, too.

Miles
06-21-2013, 01:27 AM
Hope it's a very short stay... Good luck!

eshua
06-21-2013, 02:10 AM
Mobius strip of arrests?

Salty dog
06-21-2013, 12:24 PM
Dang, that really stinks. Is it related to the weapon charge from last year? Hope you are only there for a couple weeks max.

No but it didn't help. Speaking of which, I stopped carrying after I lost my wallet on a fishing trip last year. My permit was in it. Someone found it two months ago and sent it back with everything still in it. Now I have to find a replacement for my carry piece that was confiscated. Walther PPS.

DevinT
06-21-2013, 03:25 PM
Scott, I've been worried about you, so much that I had a dream that you got out and went straight........................to Vegas to live it up. True story.

Hoss

Salty dog
06-21-2013, 03:54 PM
Wildboar brought this website to my attention. Not by best photo.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a442/Saltys_knives/scott-sebastian1.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/Saltys_knives/media/scott-sebastian1.jpg.html)

Thats after sleeping (trying) on the cement floor for 18 hours.

WildBoar
06-21-2013, 10:47 PM
Listening to the Clash a few times will take some of the sting out of it


http://youtu.be/FKIzjF25sP8

knyfeknerd
06-22-2013, 12:47 AM
Wildboar brought this website to my attention. Not by best photo.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a442/Saltys_knives/scott-sebastian1.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/Saltys_knives/media/scott-sebastian1.jpg.html)

Thats after sleeping (trying) on the cement floor for 18 hours.
This gets my vote for your new avatar!
Hope you get the hell out of the pokey soon. How bad is the food?

Zwiefel
06-22-2013, 06:37 AM
No but it didn't help. Speaking of which, I stopped carrying after I lost my wallet on a fishing trip last year. My permit was in it. Someone found it two months ago and sent it back with everything still in it. Now I have to find a replacement for my carry piece that was confiscated. Walther PPS.

The PPS is a nice piece, been happy with mine for almost 5 years now.only ding is the capacity.

Salty dog
06-22-2013, 10:09 AM
Shot placement.

The food is abhorrent. A disgrace. Cruel and unusual punishment.

Mike9
06-22-2013, 10:18 AM
Let me guess - bologna & cheese food sandwich on white, koolaid, pudding or jello. That would be lunch. The cuisine is no incentive to join. The whole "food on a partitioned tray" idea leaves a lot to be desired. I feel for ya - been there - done that.

Mrmnms
06-22-2013, 10:19 AM
Do you have an "exit strategy " yet?

Chef Niloc
06-23-2013, 02:33 AM
You need to stop following in my foot steps my man..... I feel for you. Hope it's just a few weeks in jail and not a tip to the state Pen? Best advice I can give you is keep your mouth shut and get a good lawyer. If its already to late or you to follow that advice then.
1) take the top bunk
2) it's not gay, it's a prison thing
3) cooking is a good skill to have in prison. Not the mess hall, that's for the amateurs employee cafeteria is where it's at!
4) Toilet bowl beer brewing, think about it

Gravy Power
06-23-2013, 03:09 AM
Salty, everything ok with the restaurant? After I saw this thread I cound't find the homepage. If you need anything, I never leave a man alone in the kitchen.

The BoardSMITH
06-23-2013, 08:06 AM
Best to you Salty! Hope everything works out for the best and the stay is close to ending.

Seth
06-23-2013, 10:02 AM
Did they let you take the scimitar and Mizuno with you?

Hope it's a short stay.

Salty dog
06-23-2013, 01:22 PM
Salty, everything ok with the restaurant? After I saw this thread I cound't find the homepage. If you need anything, I never leave a man alone in the kitchen.

Resto is good. Changed websites but the former web people are dragging their feet on giving me the domain so I can forward to new site. 6 days in general pop slowed down the process. Should be cleared up next week.

Colin, I like the bottom bunk. I can make a "fort" out of it, just like when I was a kid.

keithsaltydog
06-23-2013, 07:28 PM
Resto is good. Changed websites but the former web people are dragging their feet on giving me the domain so I can forward to new site. 6 days in general pop slowed down the process. Should be cleared up next week.

Colin, I like the bottom bunk. I can make a "fort" out of it, just like when I was a kid.

Keep your head above it & try make the best of situation

Keith

WildBoar
06-23-2013, 09:21 PM
Might want to refrain from practicing down dog and froward fold poses on the group exercise yard.

mpukas
06-24-2013, 12:41 PM
***** chefs! Get the hell outta there soon Scott. Best man.

Mike9
06-25-2013, 07:48 PM
Hmmmm . . . . Salty hasn't checked in a couple of days. Hope he's not going "stir" crazy.

Justin0505
06-26-2013, 10:17 PM
Hope his absence is because hes getting a cool prison tat'.

....something like this:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-akeW5_MdMVw/Ucuc8H11IfI/AAAAAAAAMlk/GQzjuYWBm4o/w1456-h1116-no/50dLg40P17X6C417EP7C2NFQ.jpg

...not like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZY318ieimD8/S2SAyCkhhiI/AAAAAAAAAmI/0ueCqPSG8I4/s400/Glaza-na-zhope.png

Johnny.B.Good
06-26-2013, 10:34 PM
Not an experience I ever want to have.

Take care, Salty!

boomchakabowwow
06-27-2013, 02:50 PM
Not an experience I ever want to have.

Take care, Salty!

no problem with a user name like your's. haha.. i like a simple life. i'm too good looking for prison :)

good luck salty..you owe us a story. hypothetically, of course.

Johnny.B.Good
06-27-2013, 03:51 PM
i'm too good looking for prison :)

Me too. :)

Salty dog
06-29-2013, 01:03 PM
@ Justin, I like it.
An interesting thing about jail.....Everyone is equal. Status, age, wealth or lack there of, means nothing. It really shows you who you are.

All day in on Sunday with most of the guys. It will be a study in human nature. I'll have to remember to take notes when able.

Take away all the inconveniences it's quite interesting. One word immediately comes to mind, "posturing".

Jmadams13
06-29-2013, 02:46 PM
I have a weekend stay coming up, so it should be interesting. It's only a weekend, so it will really just be a time to catch up on some sleep, lol, but will be nothing like the 3 months I did in my early 20's.

I can agree on your comments Salty. Everyone equal is very comforting at times. It's the "what 'ya in for..." Crap that sucks. It's like the worst crime, the more respect almost. Or fear... I dunno. Even in a institution that is "classless" still develops class segregation.

Hang in there.

Funny thing, all I wanted for those three months was a McDonalds cheese burger, lol

Zwiefel
06-29-2013, 07:12 PM
Yup, "posturing" is the best possible description, IMO.