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HHH Knives
11-18-2013, 03:44 PM
You read it right! Its time to do a knife GIVEAWAY!!

So heres how I figure it. If giving one knife away is good. Giving 2 is even BETTER!! So thats what Im gona do!
You guys here on KKF are the best! and I just want to give a little back!
Pay It Forward if you will.

As most of you know I am offering up a new HHH 240mm gyuto in AEB-L with rosewood handles and stainless pins. :) HERE (http://www.hhhcustomknives.com/240mm-aeb-l-gyutochef-knife-pre-buy/)
Heres your chance to win one for FREE!!



THE RULES!! To enter.
You can enter up to 2 times a day.
1. Just post here and say Im in, and make a comment about KKF. This will be entry one for the day
2. Tell a joke or or post a funny picture. This will be your 2nd entry for any give day.


I will keep this going untill Dec 15th at 6:00 pm EST. Then I will use random number generator to select the winners and post the results here on this thread.

There will be 2 knives given away. I will pay all shipping worldwide. if for some reason both numbers are for the same person. HE/SHE will get to select who the 2nd knife is sent to from the posters on the thread.

EVERYONE is welcome and encouraged to enter. Old members, New members, Vendors and craftsmen, owners and moderators!

Thanks again to KKF and the great members here!!

God Bless!
Randy

Photos are STOCK pictures of the style of knife you will receive.

quantumcloud509
11-18-2013, 03:49 PM
Im in! Being at kkf has reminded me more about overall quality in life and has reminded me to give stuff to less fortunate people. And thats whats up.

Mucho Bocho
11-18-2013, 03:50 PM
I'm so in Randy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove that he wasn't to chicken!

of course

thanks for all your great karma and knives Randy!!!

WildBoar
11-18-2013, 03:54 PM
I'm in! KKF is the most handsome forum on the Interwebz :cool2:

daveb
11-18-2013, 03:57 PM
I'm in. KKF, a diverse group where no question goes unanswered. Sometimes correctly.

CanadianMan
11-18-2013, 03:58 PM
I'm In! KKF is the best website, only thing I make sure to check everyday! that and maybe feed my dog lol

Dusty
11-18-2013, 03:59 PM
I'm in! Sounds great Randy - two posts a day for a month? This will be a very active thread I think!

wellminded1
11-18-2013, 04:01 PM
Im in, KKf has to proven to be an addiction for me... hahaha. It is funny cause it's true.

quantumcloud509
11-18-2013, 04:03 PM
Heres something i thought was a great joke while on a bike ride out of town last summer: a flat can of fix a flat ( cant post pics in this thread ).

apathetic
11-18-2013, 04:07 PM
I'm in! KKF, greatest knowledge ressource so far!

RobinW
11-18-2013, 04:09 PM
I'm in!
I love the way people suport each other.

daveb
11-18-2013, 04:10 PM
The joke sumission:



https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55001407/Humor/ATT00007.jpg (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55001407/Humor/ATT00007.jpg)

chefcomesback
11-18-2013, 04:13 PM
I am in


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Sdkkds
11-18-2013, 04:17 PM
I am in. And a great thread, I have never been on a forum where people are this generous

http://i.imgur.com/bRfSV.jpg

Chefu
11-18-2013, 04:17 PM
I'm in, not all forums have the knowledge and generosity that KKF displays.

Dusty
11-18-2013, 04:19 PM
A guy goes into a doctor with a carrot in his nose, celery in his ears and a potato up his bum.

The Doc looks him over and says "your heart rate and blood pressure are fine, but you're just not eating right."

RobinW
11-18-2013, 04:29 PM
and the joke:
What's the difference between Swedes and mosquitos?

Mosquitos are only annoying in summer.

Mucho Bocho
11-18-2013, 04:30 PM
Here we go.... :running:



and the joke:
What's the difference between Swedes and mosquitos?

Mosquitos are only annoying in summer.

NO ChoP!
11-18-2013, 04:39 PM
I'm in. KKF consumes much of my time.

mr drinky
11-18-2013, 04:40 PM
I'm in. To KKF: The cause of…and solution to…all problems.

k.

NO ChoP!
11-18-2013, 04:41 PM
Whats it called when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

icanhaschzbrgr
11-18-2013, 04:50 PM
Omg omg omg! How can someone resist a chance of getting an awesome knife for free?! This is going to be the most busy thread for the next 3 weeks :)

I'm in!

Pensacola Tiger
11-18-2013, 04:52 PM
I'm in! Thanks, Randy!

Fran Rendina
11-18-2013, 04:56 PM
I'm so in Randy, thank you so much. Love my Burl

steelcity
11-18-2013, 04:56 PM
In please. I've learned a lot since joining KKF.

hobbitling
11-18-2013, 04:59 PM
I'm in!
I came for the knife making advice.
I stayed for the cringe-worthy stories of kitchen shenanigans and idiotic restaurant patrons.

hobbitling
11-18-2013, 05:00 PM
A man walks into the ER with a turnip poking out of his eye, a zucchini coming out of his nose, and a banana in his ear. The doctor examines him and says, "Nurse! This man hasn't been eating properly!"

Vangelis
11-18-2013, 05:06 PM
I am in, KKF is my knife bible and my bank's nightmare (my girlfriends also)

PushCut
11-18-2013, 05:06 PM
I'm in.

This is a wonderful thing you're doing. You've inspired me to do something kind for a stranger this holiday season.

echerub
11-18-2013, 05:07 PM
I'm in! Thanks, Randy! :)

echerub
11-18-2013, 05:10 PM
My joke entry for today:

Why do pigs go to New York? To go see the Big Apple
How do they get there? In pigup trucks
What do ppl warn them to watch out for? Pigpockets

wellminded1
11-18-2013, 05:11 PM
I'm in. So how much does a hipster weigh???? and instagram... lame, but its all I got.

Sdkkds
11-18-2013, 05:16 PM
And the second one
http://i.imgur.com/16uy2mA.jpg

chinacats
11-18-2013, 05:26 PM
I'm in! Thanks Randy, you gotta love this place.

Crothcipt
11-18-2013, 05:26 PM
wow would have thought you were from Finland....

I'm in love it here. it takes to much time in my day. Can't wait to see how I can help or be helped.

skiajl6297
11-18-2013, 05:27 PM
Count me in. KKF constantly causes me to second guess rational finance and to tempt myself into making poor financial decisions out of lust for sharp things. Thanks for doing this!

jklip13
11-18-2013, 05:33 PM
I am so in! thank you

greasedbullet
11-18-2013, 05:35 PM
I'm in. KKF is pretty cool.

mainaman
11-18-2013, 05:36 PM
I am in, thanks for the generous giveaway.
Thanks to KKF for being the home for so many nice people.

greasedbullet
11-18-2013, 05:41 PM
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

apicius9
11-18-2013, 05:46 PM
Cool, almost missed this one, but I'll happily win a knife, so I am in :) Below is a typical work day, guess who I feel like...

Stefan


20308

ThEoRy
11-18-2013, 05:47 PM
I'm in because this is the only place that understands.

mainaman
11-18-2013, 05:48 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2ihoswl.jpg

unkajonet
11-18-2013, 05:50 PM
I'm in.

Message from a Saints fan last week: "Who's your craw daddy?" (I'm a Cowboy fan)

Mrmnms
11-18-2013, 06:01 PM
Thanks Randy, great group of people here.

chinacats
11-18-2013, 06:03 PM
I'm in! Thanks Randy, you gotta love this place.

turbochef422
11-18-2013, 06:12 PM
I'm in and I check KkF way to much. It's unhealthy.

brianh
11-18-2013, 06:13 PM
I'm in! Since I found KKF, I spend less time with my wife.

turbochef422
11-18-2013, 06:15 PM
I'm in. A horse walked into a bar. Ouch

brianh
11-18-2013, 06:15 PM
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/79/29/74bcd11d3b0d6650e5d9478a613d5f85-the-photoshop-cycle-of-pug-shirt-man.jpg

chefcomesback
11-18-2013, 06:17 PM
I am still thinking of a joke that is not too offensive , too religious or political
Kitchenknifeforums ,where generosity happens


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pleue
11-18-2013, 06:47 PM
I'm in.
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

Nmko
11-18-2013, 07:01 PM
Im in! so Generous Randy! KKF > ALL

jai
11-18-2013, 07:10 PM
im in, kkf has opened up my understanding towards sharpenings and japanese knives. thanks guys

barramonday
11-18-2013, 07:31 PM
I'm in .
KKF where people actually understand and share my cooking knife fascination , nobody I know in person does!

Lexington Jim
11-18-2013, 07:38 PM
I'm in.

I am learning a ton reading KKF.

stereo.pete
11-18-2013, 07:40 PM
I'm in, KKF is the best damn forum I've ever found on the interwebz.

bkultra
11-18-2013, 07:43 PM
I'm in. KKF is my most visited website, and I spend far to much time on the internet.

stereo.pete
11-18-2013, 07:44 PM
Second Entry: http://imageshack.us/a/img404/3830/gsxq.jpg

bkultra
11-18-2013, 07:51 PM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9674/s4a3.jpg

Chuckles
11-18-2013, 07:55 PM
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One two hold the lightbulb, and one to hold the penis. ......... I Mean LADDER!

mmingio2
11-18-2013, 08:16 PM
I'm in. Love this place!!

mmingio2
11-18-2013, 08:18 PM
Bad Joke (I'm Catholic so I can tell it!)

A rabbi, a lawyer and a priest are on the titanic as it's sinking.

Rabbi "Save the children!"
Lawyer "Screw the children!"
Priest "Do we have time?"

Ba dum dum!

marc4pt0
11-18-2013, 08:19 PM
I'm in. Most groovy forum out there.

EdipisReks
11-18-2013, 08:32 PM
I'm in. KKF passarounds make things a lot easier, sometimes.

EdipisReks
11-18-2013, 08:33 PM
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

Lexington Jim
11-18-2013, 08:37 PM
A Pat and Mike joke. Hey, I'm Irish!

Pat is walking to the liquor store and passes Mike who is painting a fence.

Pat: "Hi Mike, I going to the liquor store for a fifth, want to come?"
Mike: "Can't Pat, I've got to finish this fence. Say, let me give you a 5 spot and you can buy one for me."
Pat: "Sure."

Pat goes to the liquor store and buys two fifths of Irish Whiskey and starts back. On the way he drops one of the bottles of whiskey.

Pat: "Poor Mike!"

Mrmnms
11-18-2013, 08:44 PM
From my daughter: What do you call a cow with no legs... Ground Beef. What did the digital alarm clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!

apicius9
11-18-2013, 08:53 PM
Man walks into a bakery and says "I would like 300 dinner rolls, please" "Are you crazy? Half of them will be stale before you can even eat them." "O.k., then I'll take 600."

Stefan

xuz
11-18-2013, 08:56 PM
I'm in Thank you for such amazing offer.

ThEoRy
11-18-2013, 09:11 PM
Wabi Sabi Bro!!

brianh
11-18-2013, 09:21 PM
My two posts are done for the day, but...

http://youtu.be/Gr1p4KtgOXc

jvanis
11-18-2013, 09:25 PM
In! Learned so much from everyone here!

toddnmd
11-18-2013, 09:26 PM
I'm in. KKF is full of knowledgeable and helpful people.

Dardeau
11-18-2013, 09:26 PM
In in, and you guys and gals are wonderful.

How so you stop a jellyfish?

You use it's invertibrakes.

jvanis
11-18-2013, 09:27 PM
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-cooking-quotes.jpg

Fran Rendina
11-18-2013, 09:49 PM
I'm in love this K kind K kool F fantastic forum

theLawlCat
11-18-2013, 10:19 PM
I'm in. I've learned a lot about knives, but probably just as much about food and woodworking on this forum. Great place.

DeepCSweede
11-18-2013, 10:22 PM
I'm in - cuz I hate clowns yet I like chuckles

ramenlegend
11-18-2013, 10:37 PM
i'm in, kkf is for lovers

tomsch
11-18-2013, 11:06 PM
I'm in! (that's what he said :))

420layersofdank
11-18-2013, 11:22 PM
Im in !! Where do lambs get their hair cut? The baa -baa shop!

mc2442
11-18-2013, 11:41 PM
I'm in....and thank you very much!

GLE1952
11-18-2013, 11:59 PM
I'm in!

Glen

mkriggen
11-19-2013, 12:02 AM
I'm soooo in. KKF? What's that?

Be well,
Mikey

mkriggen
11-19-2013, 12:04 AM
John Kerry walks into a bar, the bartender looks up and says...why the long face?:D

Be well,
Mikey

easy13
11-19-2013, 12:07 AM
Im for sure in. Good luck to all.

-E

Notaskinnychef
11-19-2013, 12:16 AM
Def in, wish I got in on this sooner

KFF has an amazing knowledge base and great people

Notaskinnychef
11-19-2013, 12:20 AM
joke part for the second entry:


How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him! (never said it had to be a good joke)

James
11-19-2013, 12:23 AM
I'm in; this place is my 5th most visited site haha

James
11-19-2013, 12:24 AM
For the joke - what do you do with a dead chemist? barium

chinacats
11-19-2013, 12:35 AM
KKF Rocks--and thanks Randy!

chinacats
11-19-2013, 12:43 AM
Why can't you tell jokes while ice-skating?



Because the ice might crack up.

daveb
11-19-2013, 01:09 AM
KKF. So much better than KFC.

chuck239
11-19-2013, 01:17 AM
I'm in. Really cool of you to do this AGAIN!!

-Chuck

chuck239
11-19-2013, 01:19 AM
What's the difference between a server and a toilet seat?

A toilet seat only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time.

jimbob
11-19-2013, 02:40 AM
I'm in with a grin

scotchef38
11-19-2013, 02:50 AM
I'm in-KKF the place where knives are more important than motgage payments.

apicius9
11-19-2013, 03:11 AM
Ok, this will get me in trouble, but the question goes back to my wilder rallying days:

What's the only animal with the a$$hole on its back?

A police horse.


Stefan

jigert
11-19-2013, 03:48 AM
I'm in! I like your style, Randy!
It's a pleasure to take a few minutes to myself and read through the forum. Lot of great people around here, for sure.

jigert
11-19-2013, 03:51 AM
-What's brown and sticky?

-A stick.

Justin0505
11-19-2013, 04:12 AM
I'm in!
Thanks for starting the holiday season off early at KKF!

Justin0505
11-19-2013, 04:15 AM
Joke time!

Wanna hear a clean joke?
Bobby blew Bubbles in the bathtub.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was the name of the girl next door.

quantumcloud509
11-19-2013, 04:22 AM
Day #2...its after midnight! :)
Ok here it goes...im in!

quantumcloud509
11-19-2013, 04:24 AM
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

hobbitling
11-19-2013, 08:18 AM
I am in twice! because why settle for dull knives?

Pensacola Tiger
11-19-2013, 08:19 AM
I'm in. Thanks, Randy!

hobbitling
11-19-2013, 08:20 AM
Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Vangelis
11-19-2013, 08:28 AM
Two enter the room,
With one apple,
and a knife.
They cut the aplle
in 2 and
ate it.

2nd post :rofl2: :scratchhead:

Sambal
11-19-2013, 08:37 AM
Randy Randy Randy! What a generous offer!
Thank you!

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you . . .

daddy yo yo
11-19-2013, 08:40 AM
I'm in!

KKF, what shall I say? When I registered, I thought 1 knife (a gyuto) will be sufficient. But I quickly realized that you (I) can never ever have too many knives...

daddy yo yo
11-19-2013, 08:41 AM
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

jvanis
11-19-2013, 08:45 AM
Day 2 Post, I came looking for info on a Shun.... and then I realized! Thanks!

jvanis
11-19-2013, 08:50 AM
Funny of the day... See my sig, just thought of it last night after a dream about what stones I was going to buy...

skiajl6297
11-19-2013, 08:54 AM
Day 2 post - sign me up!

77kath
11-19-2013, 09:10 AM
I'm in. I love this forum.

mainaman
11-19-2013, 09:18 AM
my entry for the day

http://i47.tinypic.com/2hi1f7d.jpg

daveb
11-19-2013, 09:20 AM
Day 2 humor.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55001407/Humor/breakfast tweets.jpg

Nmko
11-19-2013, 09:25 AM
my entry for the day

http://i47.tinypic.com/2hi1f7d.jpg

Brilliant!

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.

:no:

mainaman
11-19-2013, 09:31 AM
This is the " I'm in" entry for the day

bkultra
11-19-2013, 09:32 AM
I'm in. KKF is the only place where giveaways like this happen. Thanks Randy!

apathetic
11-19-2013, 09:37 AM
I'm in again. KKF, the only place worth following up

echerub
11-19-2013, 09:42 AM
I'm in for Day 2! Thanks again, Randy!

echerub
11-19-2013, 09:44 AM
Funny for Day 2:

A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful," he cries. "Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"

Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."

sanLuigi
11-19-2013, 09:52 AM
I'm in, thanks Randy!

CanadianMan
11-19-2013, 10:05 AM
I'm in for day 2 thanks randy!

CanadianMan
11-19-2013, 10:12 AM
Joke-

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

wellminded1
11-19-2013, 10:15 AM
Im in, KKF , a place where knowledge is shared and basically no question can go unanswered.

brianh
11-19-2013, 10:23 AM
Day 2: without KKF, I'd have no quality knives nor know how to sharpen them!

brianh
11-19-2013, 10:24 AM
So I was walking down the street yesterday, and I ran into a good friend of mine from college. Now, I hadn't seen him in a while, so, naturally, I was a little taken aback by his new appearance. At first, i thought it was his eyes. They did seem a little beadier than usual. But, after three minutes of staring awkwardly at his beady little rat eyes, I realized what it was. My friend had a pumpkin for a head.
Naturally, I was curious. On any given day, I usually only see one or two people suffering from this condition. So, even though I really hated this guy and had places to go, my curiosity got the best of me, and i had to ask:
"How did you get a pumpkin for a head?"

"Well..." my one time friend began, "It all started about three days ago. I was walking home from the gym, and I found an old lamp on the ground. So, naturally, I did what anyone would do, and I began to rub it. And lo and behold, a genie popped out! Being a genie, he decided to give me the traditional three wishes. I was elated. So, for my first wish, i asked for billions and billions of dollars."

"Did you get it?" I asked him, my curiosity piqued.

"Oh of course." He replied in turn. "When I got home that night, I had eighty billion dollars in my account. So, naturally, I went on a massive spending spree. And it was fun, I guess. But then I realized: what I really wanted was to be a player for the 1993 Chicago Bulls."

"No way!" I responded, getting more and more interested. "Did that work too?"

My friend nodded, and said, "Oh of course. The genie gave me my very own time machine and some of that Flubber stuff."

"The Flubber from the movie Flubber?" I asked, incredulous.

"The very same!" he replied, winking with his beady little pumpkin eyes. "So i went back in time, and used the Flubber, and I became the star player of the 1993 Chicago Bulls. Of course, you probably wouldn't recognize me. One of the side effects of Flubber is that it makes you look and sound exactly like Michael Jordan."

"That's incredible!" I exclaimed, completely in awe. "But wait... I'm still confused. How did you get the pumpkin for a head? And what was your third wish?"

"Well..." my friend said, looking as forlorn as a man with a pumpkin for a head can look. "My third wish is where everything started to go horribly, horribly wrong. For my final wish, I asked to have a pumpkin for a head."

Dardeau
11-19-2013, 10:51 AM
The tattoo joke is similar to the Mae West "visit me between the holidays" joke. I'm in

brianlsx
11-19-2013, 11:01 AM
I'm in. Thanks Randy!

turbochef422
11-19-2013, 11:25 AM
I'm in again

turbochef422
11-19-2013, 11:30 AM
And again
Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler!

James
11-19-2013, 11:30 AM
In again

James
11-19-2013, 11:31 AM
Joke - What happened to the guy who was cooled to absolute zero? He was 0K

greasedbullet
11-19-2013, 11:44 AM
Day 2. And I am still in.

greasedbullet
11-19-2013, 11:46 AM
Day 2 humor.

2 old ladies were sitting on a park bench. A man wearing a trench coat runs up and flashes them. One of the old ladies has a stroke. The other almost did, but couldn't reach.


I am so so sorry for that one.

mkriggen
11-19-2013, 12:39 PM
Day 2...in in in in in

mkriggen
11-19-2013, 12:40 PM
A priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar....

theLawlCat
11-19-2013, 12:45 PM
I'm in again

V1P
11-19-2013, 12:46 PM
(Day 1 post)

I'm in! Only in KKF do I get to join in giveaways like this. A great forum, learnt a lot from here, now I am the go to guy for knife related issues at work.

V1P
11-19-2013, 12:49 PM
http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr106/B_390_LU/null_zpsda9b44e3.jpg

wellminded1
11-19-2013, 12:49 PM
joke

whats type of bee gives milk?
a boobee

WildBoar
11-19-2013, 01:10 PM
I'm in (Day 2). KKF helped me lost 20 pounds -- ask me how!

apicius9
11-19-2013, 01:15 PM
How?

bear1889
11-19-2013, 01:17 PM
I'm in.....I have had the chance to talk to some great people here. I also have the chance to explain why left hand dominant people are more right in the mind:lol2:

Cpet
11-19-2013, 01:22 PM
I'm in. I love the look of HHH steel, especially the feather damascus.
Thanks. Craig

ar11
11-19-2013, 01:36 PM
I'm in! Thanks for doing this HHH

apicius9
11-19-2013, 01:44 PM
In again for today. With most of my close friends and family 5-10,000 miles away, the KKF community has helped me enormously when I was going through some tougher times and I am very grateful for that.

Stefan

jimbob
11-19-2013, 01:47 PM
Day 2 I'm in. :)

KimBronnum
11-19-2013, 02:08 PM
I'm in. I can't work anymore because of artheritis and Crohns decease. I love reading about knives on KKF every day.

KimBronnum
11-19-2013, 02:11 PM
Sorry but - the above (no 152) is my first/Day one post :)

TB_London
11-19-2013, 02:14 PM
I'm in

Some cheesy jokes:

What type of cheese do you hide a horse in?
Mascarpone

What type of cheese do you use to get a Bear out of a tree?
Camembert

ramenlegend
11-19-2013, 02:14 PM
day 2, i am also still in

ramenlegend
11-19-2013, 02:19 PM
vegabond makes kid a snack (tampopo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgKccixIhQ

icanhaschzbrgr
11-19-2013, 02:22 PM
I'm in for the second day. My wife complains a lot lately that I'm spending way more time reading KKF... so gonna end up with just one post for today :)

LZ962
11-19-2013, 02:42 PM
Im in! I really like KKF, few weeks ago, I got a gesshin 15k luckily from here

LZ962
11-19-2013, 02:46 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/kakouiisutairu/6132_110121274115_565429115_2154407.jpg

RobinW
11-19-2013, 02:58 PM
I'n for today. Because of all the knowledge here...

RobinW
11-19-2013, 03:04 PM
And because i saw someone from Norway posting:

Why is it that they never put ice in drinks in Norway? Because only one man knew the recipe -- and he died!

Mucho Bocho
11-19-2013, 03:06 PM
I'm in. No jokes today but I did say in a Holiday inn.

cheflarge
11-19-2013, 03:40 PM
I'm in.

I have met the cooliest people that I have ever met thanks to KKF!!!

pleue
11-19-2013, 06:46 PM
in again.

pleue
11-19-2013, 06:47 PM
What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Dusty
11-19-2013, 06:51 PM
Whats the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling stones sing "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman shouts "Hey Macleod!!Get off of my ewe!"

Dusty
11-19-2013, 06:54 PM
Whats the difference between a litre of milk and Australia?

If you leave a litre of milk out in the sun for 200 years it will develop culture.

Sdkkds
11-19-2013, 06:59 PM
In again.

Sdkkds
11-19-2013, 07:00 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.

tomsch
11-19-2013, 07:21 PM
I'm in. No jokes but I can't wait for the pre-order to land!

DeepCSweede
11-19-2013, 07:25 PM
I'm in

Sambal
11-19-2013, 08:18 PM
I'm in . . . like Flynn!

Loved knives from so long ago but have only properly learnt about sharpening and Jknives after joining KKF.

Lexington Jim
11-19-2013, 08:21 PM
Day 2

I'm in. KKF rocks.

Lexington Jim
11-19-2013, 08:23 PM
Day 2 joke

Question: What is the difference between a terrorist and an object oriented programmer?

Answer: You can reason with a terrorist.

bkultra
11-19-2013, 08:47 PM
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4413/m7cy.jpg

Brad Gibson
11-19-2013, 08:49 PM
Im IN! I love all the giving on KKF! The community here is priceless!

jklip13
11-19-2013, 09:12 PM
day 2-
http://i.imgur.com/h15mIqF.jpg

xuz
11-19-2013, 09:15 PM
Today's entry. Thank you!

easy13
11-19-2013, 09:23 PM
Day 2 - Im in Again! Thank you again kind sir.

stereo.pete
11-19-2013, 09:31 PM
Day 2: Another 12 hour day of work finished, glad to be home reading KKF.

stereo.pete
11-19-2013, 09:48 PM
Day 2, post 2: http://imageshack.us/a/img855/817/qm5v.png

bahamaroot
11-19-2013, 10:09 PM
I'm in and KKF members are crazy!

bahamaroot
11-19-2013, 10:11 PM
Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

CPD
11-19-2013, 10:27 PM
I'm in. This site's fun never ends

sanLuigi
11-19-2013, 10:36 PM
I'm in, great community.

RoscoesChicken
11-19-2013, 11:13 PM
I'm in! I like KKF because I learn a lot from people who are pretty chill.

mc2442
11-19-2013, 11:17 PM
I'm in...again.

mr drinky
11-19-2013, 11:34 PM
I'm in again. I've dreamt about KKF and sending PMs and then I get that message back that says my quota is used up. Then I wake up. It's just like that feeling of falling or missing class.

k.

miketayl0r
11-19-2013, 11:39 PM
im in!!!! i love KKF

miketayl0r
11-19-2013, 11:43 PM
WHAT'S A PIRATES FAVORITE LETTER?

IT'S NOT R, YA DUMMY. IT'S THE C

miketayl0r
11-20-2013, 12:02 AM
its after midnight! I'm in again! KKF has given me so many new hobbies! thanks guys

miketayl0r
11-20-2013, 12:05 AM
Why do women have legs?
So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Talim
11-20-2013, 12:33 AM
I'm in! KKF has the best of the best!

marc4pt0
11-20-2013, 12:50 AM
Day#2 count me in! And this forum is the shiznet!

Notaskinnychef
11-20-2013, 01:38 AM
im in, this site is amazing and it continues to teach me so much stuff, one big one being self control....kinda :)

Notaskinnychef
11-20-2013, 01:41 AM
joke part:

why did a one armed man cross the road? to get to a second hand store


:)

daddy yo yo
11-20-2013, 01:42 AM
I'm in again!

theLawlCat
11-20-2013, 01:44 AM
I'm in again, KKF keeps me up at night.

Sambal
11-20-2013, 01:44 AM
OK, I'm gonna recycle a few . . .

Definitions:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

daddy yo yo
11-20-2013, 01:46 AM
Rahul and Andy were standing next to a guy with a bandana and a tattooed teardrop and who was holding a knife.

Rahul said, "I don't want to hang out here."

Andy looked back with amusement and said, "Don't judge people by how they look."

Rahul retorted, "The dude's got a knife"

Andy quipped, "Hey, he could be a chef!"

Fran Rendina
11-20-2013, 02:46 AM
I'm in , KKF thought me about knives and good burl

shaneg
11-20-2013, 03:05 AM
I'm in! Great place to converse with like minded people.

jigert
11-20-2013, 03:15 AM
I'm in for the second day! I didn't think that the field of kitchen knives could be so vast. Love it!
And thanks again for this, Randy!

jigert
11-20-2013, 03:15 AM
-How much is an Eminem?
-50cent.
-What?! That's Ludacris!

(Fortunately the jokes doesn't have to be any good. Right?)

chefcomesback
11-20-2013, 04:48 AM
in for the second day
KKF , where blowing your monthly knife budget in 2 days happens

Ucmd
11-20-2013, 06:08 AM
Im in. KKF keeps me sane.

jvanis
11-20-2013, 07:33 AM
Day 3 entry! KKF keeps me busy reading and learning the next thing... now to start looking into rehandling.

jvanis
11-20-2013, 07:36 AM
Food Spoilage Table

THE GAG TEST
Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers
from what you cooked for yourself last night).

EGGS
When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the
egg is probably past its prime.

MEAT
If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from
a three-block radius to congregate outside your house,
the meat is spoiled.

CANNED GOODS
Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a
basketball should be disposed of. Carefully.

WINE
It should not taste like salad dressing.

POTATOES
Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense,
leafy undergrowth.

GENERAL RULE OF THUMB:
Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span
of a hamster. Keep a hamster in your refrigerator to gauge this.

Dardeau
11-20-2013, 07:42 AM
I'm in, I just work up and I'm reading these jokes.

Dardeau
11-20-2013, 07:44 AM
And a quote from human trafficer and Jefferson Parish sheriffs deputy Stephen Segal, star of Under Seige: assumption is the mother of all **** ups.

mainaman
11-20-2013, 08:04 AM
In for the day

mainaman
11-20-2013, 08:05 AM
and the funny pic for the day
http://i40.tinypic.com/vx19gn.jpg

CanadianMan
11-20-2013, 08:11 AM
In for the day!

Dusty
11-20-2013, 08:12 AM
That's why I don't shave.

Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He's going to get a no-bell prize!

Dusty
11-20-2013, 08:13 AM
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

CanadianMan
11-20-2013, 08:20 AM
Joke for next day

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

DeepCSweede
11-20-2013, 08:30 AM
I'm in

sanLuigi
11-20-2013, 08:32 AM
I'm in,
And in.

jai
11-20-2013, 08:39 AM
im in. 2nd part. your mums so stupid when i said drinks were on the house she went and got a ladder.

jai
11-20-2013, 08:39 AM
also in for the dau

mano
11-20-2013, 08:44 AM
I'm in,
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

skiajl6297
11-20-2013, 08:49 AM
Why not - lets do this again. KKF continues to feed the beast.

Pensacola Tiger
11-20-2013, 09:01 AM
I'm in. (Again.)

Thanks, Randy!

hobbitling
11-20-2013, 09:04 AM
I am in Thrice! because I really want to win!!

hobbitling
11-20-2013, 09:05 AM
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

brianh
11-20-2013, 09:11 AM
From Louis CK: I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.

Nmko
11-20-2013, 09:13 AM
Jokes about german sausage are the wurst :eyebrow:

echerub
11-20-2013, 09:18 AM
In for Day 3! Thanks, Randy!

KKF doesn't just give you opportunities to blow your budget quickly, it's also a place to train yourself out of the notion of having a budget :D

juhha
11-20-2013, 09:19 AM
I'm in.
This is the worst forum for kitchen knife lovers. That's what my wallet said...

echerub
11-20-2013, 09:20 AM
Here's a funny for today:

"My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering." - Rhonda Hansome (no idea who she is)

tomsch
11-20-2013, 09:21 AM
I'm in!! There once was a man from Nantucket...... oh, never mind :)

toddnmd
11-20-2013, 09:39 AM
I'm in (again!). I think it's great that people get knives to try, and then offer them up on BST when they're done. Great way for different people to try different knives.

wellminded1
11-20-2013, 09:41 AM
Im in, KKF the last thing I look at before bed, and the first thing I look at in the morning.

ThEoRy
11-20-2013, 09:48 AM
20374

V1P
11-20-2013, 09:49 AM
Second Day, I'm in!

V1P
11-20-2013, 09:52 AM
http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr106/B_390_LU/null_zps298b1ed7.jpg

daveb
11-20-2013, 10:15 AM
In again. Knife Budget? Whats that?

Thanks Randy

greasedbullet
11-20-2013, 10:20 AM
I'm in again.

greasedbullet
11-20-2013, 10:26 AM
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped.

CoqaVin
11-20-2013, 10:29 AM
If I didn't already make payment on the Pre BUY SHUCKS! LOL JK :laugh:

Your a good dude Randy thats for sure

marc4pt0
11-20-2013, 10:43 AM
I'm in again! This forum makes me happy knowing all my $$ goes here

James
11-20-2013, 10:51 AM
In again. Spend a lot of time, which I should be using to study, here. Joke to follow

James
11-20-2013, 10:53 AM
Fe = iron. FeMale = iron man?

chinacats
11-20-2013, 11:16 AM
In again, thank you sir! One more beautiful day at kkf!

apathetic
11-20-2013, 11:30 AM
In again, KKF makes the heart flutter and the wallet cry

cheflarge
11-20-2013, 11:47 AM
In again, day two.

What do you get when you cross rogaine with viagra?????

DON KING!!! :cool:

chinacats
11-20-2013, 11:59 AM
Why do cows wear bells?


Because their horns don't work!

mkriggen
11-20-2013, 12:02 PM
Yup, still in. KKF, enabling addicts since 2011.

Be well,
Mikey

mkriggen
11-20-2013, 12:07 PM
A blond gets lost in the woods and comes upon a small river. While she's trying to figure out a way across another blond comes out of the woods on the other side. The first blond yells "Hey! How do I get over there?". The second blond gets a puzzeled look on her face then yells back "You're already over there!".

pleue
11-20-2013, 12:50 PM
in again! stuffing the box!