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mr drinky
10-05-2011, 11:47 AM
I am at a loss for words...

http://specialmagickitchen.com/cannedchicken.jpg

Here's a link (http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/04/23/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can/) with some graphic pictures of what's inside. Viewer discretion advised.

k.

The hekler
10-05-2011, 11:59 AM
"Home style goodness!" just like the whole canned chicken mom used to make.

aaronsgibson
10-05-2011, 12:19 PM
Hmm, kind of like Prince Albert in a can.

Noodle Soup
10-05-2011, 12:58 PM
I usually keep a couple around as "the power is off after a big storm, earthquake etc survival food." Not gourmet, but they aren't that bad if you just need something to fill your stomach.

heirkb
10-05-2011, 01:28 PM
Looking at those pictures, I think I'g go with canned tuna for emergencies. The pork brains in milk gravy, though, are much worse than the whole chicken. Check them out on that link. 10 days worth of cholesterol in one can!

rahimlee54
10-05-2011, 01:29 PM
Did you see that episode of chopped? It was awesome.

mr drinky
10-05-2011, 01:37 PM
Did you see that episode of chopped? It was awesome.

I just saw it. Actually, that was why I searched for the franken-food.

k.

SpikeC
10-05-2011, 02:35 PM
I bought a chicken in a can back in the '70's, I think it was. It fell apart as it came out of the can, and I never tried it again. It did taste kind of chickeny, tho.....

MadMel
10-06-2011, 01:03 AM
Damn.. To what depths of laziness are we sinking into??

kalaeb
10-06-2011, 03:04 AM
Good grief.

ecchef
10-06-2011, 03:51 AM
The word "delicious" is used three times in the directions. "Revolting"...not even once!

Eamon Burke
10-06-2011, 08:10 AM
Man. That's depressing.

mc2442
10-07-2011, 01:04 AM
So if everything else tastes like chicken.....not sure I would lay money that this does

apicius9
10-07-2011, 05:38 AM
That makes Spam look like a delicacy.

Stefan

ecchef
10-07-2011, 07:28 AM
You're in Hawaii. Spam is a delicacy. :tease:

mr drinky
10-07-2011, 08:24 AM
You're in Hawaii. Spam is a delicacy. :tease:

He has a point there Stefan ;) I bet you even eat your Spam with schmaltz on it.

k.

GlassEye
10-07-2011, 07:46 PM
Those pictures made me want to vomit, I can't fathom why someone would willingly buy these for eating.
This guy seems to like them though: link (http://youtu.be/gP74xUyYaoo)

ThEoRy
10-07-2011, 11:14 PM
Does anyone know where I can purchase one of these? Seriously I want to buy one. Can yall help me find one I've searched and found nothing.

ajhuff
10-07-2011, 11:32 PM
Maybe write and ask? Their product finder came up empty for me.

http://www.sweetsuekitchens.com:8080/ContactUs/

-AJ

SpikeC
10-08-2011, 03:01 PM
Amazon has 6 packs.

Rottman
10-08-2011, 06:42 PM
Amazon has 6 packs.

6 packs of boned chicken but not the whole thing as far as I can see. Theory is a pro, he can't buy chicken already boned. :happy2:

SpikeC
10-08-2011, 07:26 PM
They probably don't allow it in Germany!
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Whole-Canned-Chicken/dp/B005MQWR4Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1318117083&sr=8-1

EdipisReks
10-08-2011, 07:29 PM
They probably don't allow it in Germany!
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Whole-Canned-Chicken/dp/B005MQWR4Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1318117083&sr=8-1

i'd rather eat beggin' strips (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000070.php).

Rottman
10-08-2011, 07:37 PM
They probably don't allow it in Germany!
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Whole-Canned-Chicken/dp/B005MQWR4Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1318117083&sr=8-1
I did look on the US site but somehow this escaped me.

mr drinky
10-08-2011, 08:35 PM
There's only 1 left in stock at Amazon. Who's going to be the lucky one? And let's see someone use a super sexy honesuki to debone it.

k.

ecchef
10-08-2011, 08:40 PM
I checked Amazon's shipping policy on this. Appropriately, it will be hand delivered by the 4 Horsemen.

SpikeC
10-08-2011, 08:50 PM
Group buy!!!!!

Vertigo
10-08-2011, 08:50 PM
I checked Amazon's shipping policy on this. Appropriately, it will be hand delivered by the 4 Horsemen.

^^^^

Roflcopter crashing into my jar of Lmaonnaise, buddy. :jumpy:

mr drinky
10-08-2011, 08:51 PM
That's a good point. If we were living in a post apocalypse world, this chicken would be the sh!t. I'm sure that Thomas Keller would be serving it at the laundry.

k.

apicius9
10-08-2011, 10:26 PM
Damn, left out again, Amazon doesn't ship food to Hawaii.

Stefan

SpikeC
10-08-2011, 11:23 PM
Does that count as food?

Cipcich
10-09-2011, 04:03 AM
Oh no, here I go again . . .
I actually watched that episode of Chopped, and, while disgusted, held my lunch.
Tonight I turned on my TV and landed on a Piers Morgan, interviewing a guy named Joel Osteen and his Barbie wife. I barfed.
I've seen Morgan before; kind of sad. But next to this clown Osteen, he looked like a journalistic giant.
Apparently, many people actually embrace this kind of insanity.
Kind of chicken-in-the-can religion.

ecchef
10-09-2011, 11:15 AM
Damn, left out again, Amazon doesn't ship food to Hawaii.

Stefan

Fear not! You still have plenty of.....

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hawaii-spam.jpg

jheis
10-10-2011, 01:35 AM
There are "collector's editions" of Spam?

Jeeze really, who collects Spam?

James

Cipcich
10-10-2011, 05:46 AM
People who can't afford nice cuts of beef. A lot of them in our neighborhood . .

wenus2
10-10-2011, 05:57 AM
Hell, last I checked a can of spam costs more than a cheap steak.

That chicken is peculiar. Looks like something one of my grandmas would have pulled, that lady would can anything. Some kind of weird depression era fear of starvation I guess.

Cipcich
10-10-2011, 06:57 AM
Some kind of weird depression era fear of starvation I guess.
My mother used to show signs of that (though she never fed me Spam. But then she never took me to Hawaii either . .).
My comment was just a simple, and not particularly well-reasoned, reminder that there are a lot of people who can't afford fancy knives, or a meal in a restaurant. As their numbers grow, it will be increasingly difficult for those of you who make knives, or prepare food, to make a living doing what you love.