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Julian Nell
08-23-2013, 01:02 PM
I think the worst part about those knives is that the gold ring isn't attached to the Handel! What are they trying to sell? Machetes?

Noodle Soup
08-23-2013, 08:52 PM
Do you mean the "tsuba" or handguard? It isn't supposed to be attached to the handle on a Japanese sword. Of course, these are supposed to be kitchen knives for people that have watched too many Japanese samurai movies. I'm sure "Lone Wolf and Cub" have a set in their kitchen. :)

brainsausage
08-23-2013, 11:54 PM
Do you mean the "tsuba" or handguard? It isn't supposed to be attached to the handle on a Japanese sword. Of course, these are supposed to be kitchen knives for people that have watched too many Japanese samurai movies. I'm sure "Lone Wolf and Cub" have a set in their kitchen. :)

They don't have a kitchen! :p

Noodle Soup
08-24-2013, 06:55 PM
Surely they had one after they got done killing all the sword masters, assassins, and ninja in Japan. :)

xdrewsiferx
08-24-2013, 06:58 PM
Removed.

GlassEye
09-17-2013, 05:29 PM
http://www.northbayforge.com/cutlerysold.htm

CrisAnderson27
09-17-2013, 05:32 PM
http://www.northbayforge.com/cutlerysold.htm

I don't know man...lol. That rebar knife the guy made on that site you linked easily gives those a run for their money. At least those look like they might have some utility lol.

http://norsespirit.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/100_6591.jpg

harlock0083
09-18-2013, 11:15 AM
I don't know man...lol. That rebar knife the guy made on that site you linked easily gives those a run for their money. At least those look like they might have some utility lol.

http://norsespirit.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/100_6591.jpg

What the heck is that?

Noodle Soup
09-18-2013, 11:21 AM
http://www.northbayforge.com/cutlerysold.htm

I wonder if the maker has been to Viet Nam recently? A lot of his kitchen knives look like they were copied off the standard Viet pattern. I've tried those and they aren't bad for Viet style cooking.

GlassEye
09-18-2013, 07:25 PM
What the heck is that?

That is called a "shank", used by prisoners to stab others.

Ruso
09-20-2013, 12:20 AM
I am not sure if this was already posted - apparently its a knife:

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2011/06/062711_karate_chopper_1.jpg

Noodle Soup
09-20-2013, 02:30 PM
That one needs to win a prize for sure!

harlock0083
09-20-2013, 02:35 PM
I am not sure if this was already posted - apparently its a knife:

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2011/06/062711_karate_chopper_1.jpg

Actually, I'd probably buy so I can terrorize my 3 yr old with it.

Gravy Power
09-20-2013, 09:06 PM
This thread is the gift that just keeps on giving.

ChuckTheButcher
10-02-2013, 12:03 AM
Sorry if this has already been posted. This is pretty bad. The Saba knife.
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mkriggen
10-02-2013, 12:20 AM
Sorry if this has already been posted. This is pretty bad. The Saba knife.
18941

Well, a very similar knife has been posted...BUT NOT WITH THAT COOLASS CUSTOM HANDLE! :happy3:

Frater_Decus
10-03-2013, 11:04 AM
Sorry if this has already been posted. This is pretty bad. The Saba knife.
18941

Is that chocolate syrup & caramel impregnated burl?

theLawlCat
11-01-2013, 01:26 AM
Tip work?

http://www.radharcknives.com/images/Kitchen_Demon_9.jpg


Sorry if this has already come up. But good lord.

GlassEye
11-01-2013, 01:39 AM
:rofl2:Hahahaha; what is the purpose of that.

panda
11-01-2013, 01:40 AM
where can i buy the green karate chopper!? would make a great christmas gift for cooks.

WillC
11-01-2013, 01:59 AM
The backward cycle one looks like it Pita to sharpen, I wonder if he bent it with the power of his mind like a modern druidic spoon bender.:D

icanhaschzbrgr
11-01-2013, 05:04 AM
if green hand is not enough… there's always CUCHILLO COCODRILO
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5531/10558839426_b7581a8de0_n.jpg
http://www.alamaula.com.co/uploads/5/188/Classified/2575311/cuchillo-para-tort-cocodrilo-r-470_big2.jpg

Sambal
11-01-2013, 07:28 AM
if green hand is not enough… there's always CUCHILLO COCODRILO
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5531/10558839426_b7581a8de0_n.jpg
http://www.alamaula.com.co/uploads/5/188/Classified/2575311/cuchillo-para-tort-cocodrilo-r-470_big2.jpg

This one really cracks me up. The eyes!
Later alligator!

NO ChoP!
11-01-2013, 08:23 AM
I am not sure if this was already posted - apparently its a knife:

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2011/06/062711_karate_chopper_1.jpg

Dude, this is the most.awesomeness.knife.ever.

Clearly the wrong thread....

Lucretia
11-01-2013, 10:17 AM
where can i buy the green karate chopper!? would make a great christmas gift for cooks.

Here you go! And it's on sale! Green Knife (http://www.amazon.com/Gama-Go-EA1102-Karate-Lettuce-Chopper/dp/B004WHRRQM)

NO ChoP!
11-01-2013, 10:42 AM
Ordered mine!

panda
11-01-2013, 01:08 PM
me too!!

mpukas
11-23-2013, 04:53 PM
saw this beaut on a "wish list"

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http://www.quitokeeto.com/products/pallares-solsona-cleaver

EdipisReks
11-23-2013, 07:17 PM
That's not an ugly knife at all.

ChuckTheButcher
11-23-2013, 08:07 PM
Agreed. I think I want one,

Nmko
11-23-2013, 08:59 PM
It has some beautiful lines... Looks like it might feel awkward.

mpukas
11-24-2013, 04:13 PM
Not a fan, but I'll concede that it prolly doesn't belong in this thread. I appreciate that it's forged and made in Spain, but the shape makes no sense to me. :scratchhead:

Sooo, how about this one? The Kitchen Knife of the Year 2013, The Santility!

20501

http://www.cutleryandmore.com/ken-onion-by-chef-works-rain-series/santility-knife-p129836


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgblzF__wZE

ChuckTheButcher
11-24-2013, 04:36 PM
Ken Onion needs to stop making kitchen knives. Apparently he is well respected for his other knives but every kitchen knife of his I've seen is horrific.

panda
11-25-2013, 02:36 AM
santility, lmao looks like one of those dual handled herb rockers.

ecchef
11-25-2013, 08:52 AM
The name is as stupid as the design. 2 for 2, Ken. :puke:

Mucho Bocho
11-25-2013, 11:17 AM
I just don't get it, why would a company want to produce these knives. The statements that woman makes are just fodder for the stupid. Best Knive designer in the world. OMG.

look at how high her hand need to be to fully rock that see-saw

panda
11-27-2013, 12:41 AM
actually i think the name is the worst part of the whole thing.

ramenlegend
11-27-2013, 12:53 AM
why do all of ken onions knives look like they are out of a crappy sci fi film, and where did he get all his credibility?

Crothcipt
11-27-2013, 01:47 AM
why do all of ken onions knives look like they are out of a crappy sci fi film, and where did he get all his credibility?

He makes other kinds of knives. They are def. worth the price of admission.

ecchef
11-27-2013, 04:28 AM
Onion does make some really excellent knives. Just not for the kitchen. Same goes for Chris Reeve.

ChuckTheButcher
11-27-2013, 10:16 AM
That is not how you split a chicken breast. How come, under the
Care for knives like this, they never say that you will need to sharpen it eventually. I swear it is the knife companies who have house wives thinking that a steel is how you sharpen. I think they don't want to intimidate their customers.

knyfeknerd
11-27-2013, 10:38 AM
SANTILITY!!!!
It's INSANETILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

icanhaschzbrgr
11-27-2013, 12:14 PM
SANTILITY!!!!
It's INSANETILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insanetility? I guess his next knife will be SPARTA in 300mm :)

natasatan
12-05-2013, 09:56 PM
Here's what I use to cut my tomatoshttp://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx72/natasatan13/H5599-RockerKnife.jpg (http://s743.photobucket.com/user/natasatan13/media/H5599-RockerKnife.jpg.html)

ChuckTheButcher
12-05-2013, 10:43 PM
That might be the worst one yet.

greasedbullet
12-05-2013, 10:47 PM
worst one, but not the ugliest.

ChuckTheButcher
12-06-2013, 12:38 AM
Agreed. Functionally the craziest.

ChuckTheButcher
12-10-2013, 11:19 PM
These knives are on arizoniacustomknives and guy ferretti. Sorry if these are reposts. Why do people think putting holes in a knife is a good thing? Ever notice ferretti knives look just like the texan's logo. 2081320814

Dave Martell
12-11-2013, 12:05 AM
These knives are on arizoniacustomknives and guy ferretti. Sorry if these are reposts. Why do people think putting holes in a knife is a good thing? Ever notice ferretti knives look just like the texan's logo.

http://www.kitchenknifeforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20813





That is a whole new level of ugly....and dysfunctional too.

Gravy Power
12-11-2013, 12:22 AM
The bottom one is like a Ken Onion, a scalloped Shun utility knife and that thing Ming Tsi is promoting all came together and had a baby.

panda
12-11-2013, 04:35 AM
why is the handle curved downward!???

mr drinky
12-11-2013, 09:20 AM
Yikes, that santility was awful, but I am sure people will buy them in droves. It just has bad American home cook written all over it. With that said, I did think the demo chef was kind of cute at first, but then after hearing her talk about the santility, she instantly became as unattractive as the knife.

k.

daveb
12-11-2013, 10:35 AM
Hell, I thought she could be my next ex-wife at first. Then she spoke. Not the first time that has happened...

Would it be appropriate to abbreviate the knife as "Silly"?

mpukas
12-11-2013, 01:39 PM
... I did think the demo chef was kind of cute at first, but then after hearing her talk about the santility, she instantly became as unattractive as the knife.

k.

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

bahamaroot
12-11-2013, 05:13 PM
....I swear it is the knife companies who have house wives thinking that a steel is how you sharpen. I think they don't want to intimidate their customers.They know they average Joe isn't going to spend the money on supplies or take the time to properly sharpen a knife so they make them believe a steel will do to make another sale.

EdipisReks
12-11-2013, 05:48 PM
That is a whole new level of ugly....and dysfunctional too.

look at the holster on that thing!

mpukas
01-01-2014, 03:20 PM
deBuyer now has knives... they should stick to pans and kitchen utensils.

The Dai Sensaei (http://www.debuyer.com/product.php?id=803&cat=70&background=bleu1) with new "super-alloy" ZA-18!

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Click on the PDF link at the top of the page to download their catalog, and scroll down to page 20 to find out more about their knives. Yuck!

ChuckTheButcher
01-01-2014, 03:50 PM
It is a $1,000 knife. On amazon they call it an authentic japanese knife. Made in France.

JohnnyChance
01-01-2014, 03:51 PM
One of the most bizarre offerings I have seen yet.

bahamaroot
01-01-2014, 04:07 PM
You mean Japanese knives aren't made in France?.......Damn, got took again!

Timthebeaver
01-01-2014, 05:09 PM
new "super-alloy" ZA-18!



Kanetsugu make a gyuto with this "super-alloy", it's $135.

EdipisReks
01-01-2014, 08:06 PM
look at the holster on that thing!

That was supposed to be bolster. Stupid auto-correct auto-correcting into auto-incorrect.

Dave Martell
01-01-2014, 10:41 PM
http://www.debuyer.com/images/product/426000.jpg

"The ultimate fusion of Japanese and French blade history and technology" :rofl2:

EdipisReks
01-01-2014, 10:43 PM
http://www.debuyer.com/images/product/426000.jpg

:lol2:

OMG

ChuckTheButcher
01-01-2014, 10:47 PM
Here is a blog on it. They only made 60 numbered pieces. So act now. They won't last now. I'm thinking about trading my Rader for their "Japanese santoku" option. I bet it is way better then the plain old santoku option they have.

http://uschefknives.blogspot.com/2013/03/authentic-japanese-knife-dai-sensei.html

Dave Martell
01-01-2014, 10:49 PM
It's single beveled too - just imagine what the back side looks like.

ChuckTheButcher
01-01-2014, 10:53 PM
It is hand polished in japan as well. Made in France but polished in Japan. Some rich dude, who has no idea what he is doing, must think he bought the best knife ever. I bet they sold every one.

Dave Martell
01-01-2014, 10:56 PM
I hope that I'll never see one of these in person but I know that's just wishful thinking.

panda
01-01-2014, 11:25 PM
what are you supposed to do with it??? surely it's not a kitchen tool.

bahamaroot
01-01-2014, 11:40 PM
Man! Wait 'til you see this cool Japanese knife I bought made by this French company, and I only paid $1000 for it!

Hbeernink
01-02-2014, 12:02 AM
I hope that I'll never see one of these in person but I know that's just wishful thinking.

dave, I just bought a really cool knife from debuyer - can you fix it for me, it's not cutting as well as my honyaki that I bought two weeks ago

daveb
01-02-2014, 12:10 AM
Man! Wait 'til you see this cool Japanese knife I bought made by this French company, and I only paid $1000 for it!

I've got a really cool French knife made by a Chinese company. You open to trades?

labor of love
01-02-2014, 04:31 AM
http://www.debuyer.com/images/product/426000.jpg

"The ultimate fusion of Japanese and French blade history and technology" :rofl2:
the handle appears to have a tip, i wonder if it can be used as a paring?

Timthebeaver
01-02-2014, 05:18 AM
what are you supposed to do with it??? surely it's not a kitchen tool.

Infinitely moreso than this, which from what I can gather, is a "Chef's knife"

http://www.jayfisher.com/_borders/FOSaussureArgentinaAgate11.jpg

mpukas
01-02-2014, 02:53 PM
I hope that I'll never see one of these in person but I know that's just wishful thinking.

Thanks for posting that pic, Dave. Whenever I post a pic, they don't work... maybe I need to go back to web-hosted pics...

I do hope you get one of these knives in for "fixing" so you can share with us just how awesome they are.

PierreRodrigue
01-02-2014, 05:19 PM
Not a fan, but I'll concede that it prolly doesn't belong in this thread. I appreciate that it's forged and made in Spain, but the shape makes no sense to me. :scratchhead:

Sooo, how about this one? The Kitchen Knife of the Year 2013, The Santility!

20501

http://www.cutleryandmore.com/ken-onion-by-chef-works-rain-series/santility-knife-p129836


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgblzF__wZE

Oh dear Lord!

Santility?

bahamaroot
01-02-2014, 07:37 PM
I've got a really cool French knife made by a Chinese company. You open to trades?
Sure, but I might need you to through in a Korean petty made by the Taiwanese.

Gravy Power
01-03-2014, 12:22 AM
So much about that knife that I don't understand...

Lucretia
01-03-2014, 11:47 AM
Infinitely moreso than this, which from what I can gather, is a "Chef's knife"

http://www.jayfisher.com/_borders/FOSaussureArgentinaAgate11.jpg


World's most dangerous bubble blower...

Adirondack
01-03-2014, 12:22 PM
www.chefscatalog.com/catalog/product-large-image.aspx?item=29299&sku=

panda
01-03-2014, 11:38 PM
is it a coincidence that many of the fugly knives have a handle that curves downwards? which makes no sense.

cookinstuff
01-04-2014, 12:13 AM
I can't even see the lower side of the blade of that de buyer on my monitor, and the handle looks cropped, is that even a real picture of the knife? It looks like the handle was photoshopped or something, kinda crazy a company that makes pans as good as they do, this is the knife they come up with.

bahamaroot
01-04-2014, 11:44 AM
I'm going to take an old knife and drill a bunch of hole in it so it will cut better.

Flyingpigg
01-05-2014, 01:34 AM
That Santilly knife looks like the Rock and Chop from the Miracle Blade infomercials.

mkriggen
01-05-2014, 12:30 PM
That Santilly knife looks like the Rock and Chop from the Miracle Blade infomercials.

Don't be silly, the Rock and Chop has the exclusive patented grip ball.

Be well,
Mikey

Roger
12-21-2014, 12:07 AM
We have new contenders :

http://www.opinel.com/sites/default/files/couteau_chef_gd.png

http://www.opinel.com/sites/default/files/coffret_le_petit_chef_gd.png

It's a shame because I love that brand...

chefcomesback
12-21-2014, 12:23 AM
We have new contenders :

http://www.opinel.com/sites/default/files/couteau_chef_gd.png

http://www.opinel.com/sites/default/files/coffret_le_petit_chef_gd.png

It's a shame because I love that brand...

I don't think it would be fair to put that knife in that category, It is designed for kids, I am teaching my 3yo daughter how to push and pull cut , although it doesn't have the looks ,it will be useful with the blunt tip and and the grip point rather than my daughter trying to grab the knife from the heel. When scroll through IG for gyutos and chefs knives I see lots of knives that will make that opiniel cry for sure

daveb
12-21-2014, 01:02 AM
At first glance I thought it was a new Onion.

mkriggen
12-21-2014, 01:41 AM
I don't think it would be fair to put that knife in that category...

Perhaps not, but this one definitely belongs here...

Posted on ebay as a 'Handmade Custom Knife'...
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/mkriggen/temp/bigcrappyknife_zps2e6afd63.jpg (http://s64.photobucket.com/user/mkriggen/media/temp/bigcrappyknife_zps2e6afd63.jpg.html)

jimbob
12-21-2014, 01:52 AM
That is, ummm, definitely handmade!

chefcomesback
12-21-2014, 02:10 AM
On one of the knife forums I visit there are lot worse " kitchen knife design " or "japanese style "knives and believe it or not they get great feedback ... Scary..

Pcol2000
01-02-2015, 06:51 AM
15087

The sales blurb is priceless too, the shattered English of rakuten gets me every time:

In a line without refined waste, the maximum
A which takes a **** in pursuit of ergonomics in the kitchen
It is available for every work.

Mast Ladd develops it, and obtained a patent; France
It becomes the praise product of the cook church.

Oh, the grip of **** is settled in a hand with スッポリ,
For cutting fine and a slice, various movement including the changing screens
I can cope skillfully. With the Luke design is beautiful
A which takes a **** to promise the sharpness that is a high level for
MOMA museum of ・ of New York
It is chosen as a modern art.

I've imagine a **** would make a comfortable handle, it just makes sense people....

Cheers,
Josh

That reminded me of doing mad libs and I kept thinking the perfect word was "shi*" for every ...

Matus
01-02-2015, 12:58 PM
I think this knife set is a fair contender:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81B33LFruPL._SX522_.jpg

CoqaVin
01-02-2015, 12:59 PM
the women LOVE the leopard pattern DUH!

daveb
01-02-2015, 01:10 PM
No bolsters. What's not to love?

James
01-02-2015, 04:00 PM
Needs a zebra stripe handle

TurdMuffin
01-07-2015, 12:55 PM
I think this knife set is a fair contender:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81B33LFruPL._SX522_.jpg

This is something i would totally bust out just for the lulz

Dardeau
01-07-2015, 07:03 PM
I use those paring knives all the time.

ecchef
01-07-2015, 07:10 PM
Can you get matching shoes?

Mrmnms
01-07-2015, 07:46 PM
I gifted a set like that in pink. They still use glass "cutting boards"

redisburning
02-10-2015, 11:26 PM
I got a few knives in to sharpen today. Among the various Chicago Cutlery and Henkels I received, this one stood out. It is perhaps the ugliest knife I have ever seen. If you have an uglier knife (I find that hard to believe), post a pic to proove it :lol2: :cool2:

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk281/monty3777/DSC02608.jpg

I may be 4 years late to the party but this is an AWESOME knife.

This thing sets the tone. It puts the bread on NOTICE. It's not messing around; it's a bread knife shaped like bread, and it knows that in order to cut bread you must first be able to cut yourself.

XooMG
02-10-2015, 11:47 PM
I may be 4 years late to the party but this is an AWESOME knife.

This thing sets the tone. It puts the bread on NOTICE. It's not messing around; it's a bread knife shaped like bread, and it knows that in order to cut bread you must first be able to cut yourself.
It is a ninja baguette.

mpukas
02-18-2015, 06:18 PM
Hurry! Only 200 of these masterpieces have been made!!!



Ken Onion Limited Edition Handmade Damascus Chef's Knife


(http://www.cutleryandmore.com/content/products/medium/33117.jpg)
http://www.cutleryandmore.com/content/products/medium/33117.jpg

26431

such a waste of talent :scared4:

Pensacola Tiger
02-18-2015, 08:29 PM
Hurry! Only 200 of these masterpieces have been made!!!



Ken Onion Limited Edition Handmade Damascus Chef's Knife


(http://www.cutleryandmore.com/content/products/medium/33117.jpg)
http://www.cutleryandmore.com/content/products/medium/33117.jpg

26431

such a waste of talent :scared4:

"This knife is uniquely numbered 44 out of a limited edition 200, hand-signed by Ken Onion"

Sounds like it's a shoo-in for one of our members, eh?

icanhaschzbrgr
02-19-2015, 03:27 AM
Hm… I haven't seen them in person, but honestly, guys, do you really feel those Ken Onion knives should be in this thread? While they won't win any personal awards from me, I feel that it's an exaggeration to call them "ugliest knives ever"

WildBoar
02-19-2015, 07:59 AM
I've seen them in person. They are well deserving of the honor of being highlighted in this thread.

XooMG
02-19-2015, 08:01 AM
Hm… I haven't seen them in person, but honestly, guys, do you really feel those Ken Onion knives should be in this thread? While they won't win any personal awards from me, I feel that it's an exaggeration to call them "ugliest knives ever"
A full half of a cult's activity needs to focus on defaming the enemies.

Lefty
02-19-2015, 08:29 AM
Artistically, I like them. Does the knife work for me, in use? No idea. I've never used one. I will say that Ken is a friendly guy who knows knives, and makes a wicked folder.

I vote this as not ugliest ever. Meh.

XoomG, you always have great lines. :)

Karnstein
02-19-2015, 08:49 AM
The latest "innovative" approach of how to combine pinch grip ergonomics with a fancy design from the German cutlery company Güde... looks to me like the love child of a flatiron and a ice skate. With designs like that, no wonder the only Güde a knife geek most likely will ever buy is the 32cm big bad Breadsaw. I'm curious how much weight it has, given how thick the knife is at the heel...sadly no online vendor so far tells you anything beyond that it is a heavy knife...

https://www.tp-kochmesser.de/documents/image/73/7398/7398-Guede--DIE--MESSER--Delta--Kochmesser--21cm.jpg

And guess what the price for that abomination of a 26cm knife is? Okay, to be fair the knife AND a kitchen towel.

freaking 295 € ... I got my 270mm konosuke w#2 for less than that... Jesus!

daveb
02-19-2015, 09:03 AM
Oh the Rain series are Fugly.

Maybe not the ugliest knife ever but they own the $300 group.





https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55001407/Knives/Rockers%20Only%20Need%20Apply.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55001407/Knives/2013-10-06%2013.20.20.jpg

XooMG
02-19-2015, 09:07 AM
gyuto+menkiri, wow!

Lefty
02-19-2015, 09:08 AM
If anyone has one they want to send to me, and likely never see for a long time (what, I'm like Marko and Stefan), just let me know. Hell, maybe I'll even turn it into a performer, if given the green light.

icanhaschzbrgr
02-19-2015, 09:34 AM
https://www.tp-kochmesser.de/documents/image/73/7398/7398-Guede--DIE--MESSER--Delta--Kochmesser--21cm.jpg
That's a beautiful knife. Just send it to Dave for thinning

Dave Martell
02-20-2015, 01:25 AM
Just send it to Dave for thinning


:no:

Lizzardborn
02-20-2015, 02:27 AM
That poor Udon kiri ... what have they done to it ...

salmonkiller
03-14-2015, 01:03 AM
http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
A couple of ugly knives in my opinion!

ecchef
03-14-2015, 01:19 AM
I'll bet that impresses the ladies.

XooMG
03-14-2015, 02:21 AM
I'll bet that impresses the ladies.
I think he's celibate, given his holiness.

ecchef
03-14-2015, 04:21 AM
I think he's celibate, given his holiness.

I like that! :biggrin:

Mucho Bocho
03-14-2015, 08:48 AM
Yea, mom must be proud.

Mrmnms
03-14-2015, 11:38 AM
Can you imagine your daughter him home? Time to bring out the Rules To Dating My Daughter t shirt, my biggest knives and a shotgun.

gavination
03-14-2015, 11:50 AM
I'm guessing if your daughter brought that home it would be the least of your worries because her face would probably look rather similar. -_-

Cheeks1989
03-14-2015, 11:44 PM
I bet he still gets laid. Every pot has its lid!

Mrmnms
03-15-2015, 12:16 AM
I'm guessing if your daughter brought that home it would be the least of your worries because her face would probably look rather similar. -_-

Good point. Now to look for an ugly knife