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Dave Martell
03-20-2012, 03:47 PM
Yeah that's right, I'm having a new knife line made up, I'm calling it "Unobtainium"!

They'll be made here in the USA out of a mix of every knifemaker super steel known plus a pinch of kryptonite high carbon that comes from deep outer space.

I suspect that these knives will be so popular that they'll be unobtainable.



PS - Please don't tell your friends about this or you might not get one for yourself. :wink:

Tatletz
03-20-2012, 04:31 PM
Very interesting and intriguing Dave! Are you going to collaborate with aliens? :justkidding:

Twistington
03-20-2012, 04:37 PM
Handle is made of Yggdrasil burl and loch ness monster bone ferrule? If not... no deal! :P

mr drinky
03-20-2012, 04:49 PM
I am sure Yggdrasil burl is fine, but Tree of Souls burl is probably more fitting ;)

k.

Rottman
03-20-2012, 05:09 PM
What were you drinking, Dave? I want some of that.

Andrew H
03-20-2012, 05:29 PM
Quenched in dragon blood...

DeepCSweede
03-20-2012, 06:17 PM
With either a cthulhu or Hodag saya

RobinW
03-20-2012, 06:18 PM
Before the big corporation lawyers get a hold of you Dave, I think Unobtainium is already invented and copyrighted by Oakley....
Maybe "Evenmoreunobtainium" is free? :O

Burl Source
03-20-2012, 06:33 PM
Very interesting and intriguing Dave! Are you going to collaborate with aliens? :justkidding:
Dave is an Alien!

PierreRodrigue
03-20-2012, 07:59 PM
His hair cut is just a clever disguise!

l r harner
03-20-2012, 08:04 PM
man and i thought i was going to be cool cause of the B52 steel i was gettign soon

Keith Neal
03-20-2012, 08:31 PM
We've got some stuff out at Groom Lake (aka Area 51) that might interest you. You would have to sign a few documents first, but I am sure we could work something out.

By the way, unobtainium is what for years Pratt & Whitney claimed made the turbine sections of its engines so expensive. Something sure did.

99Limited
03-20-2012, 10:52 PM
You do realize this guy :devilburn: will be your closest buddy some day. Wait a minute, I think he already is. :lol2:

jmforge
03-20-2012, 11:32 PM
We've got some stuff out at Groom Lake (aka Area 51) that might interest you. You would have to sign a few documents first, but I am sure we could work something out.

By the way, unobtainium is what for years Pratt & Whitney claimed made the turbine sections of its engines so expensive. Something sure did. I thought that stuff was called "short TBO and uber-expensive mid cycle hot section inspection." :biggrin: