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knyfeknerd
05-29-2012, 11:19 PM
Unbelievable! Yes I just heard about this, apparently the story is a couple of days old but.........
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/28/cannibal-attack-naked-man-shot-dead-in-miami-as-he-chewed-victims-face-video_n_1549896.html
wow crazy! lots of theories out there already, but I'm all over ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE !!!!!!!

VoodooMajik
05-29-2012, 11:45 PM
The autistic fellow that works at the same hotel walked up to me today and said

"The Zombies are alive and well"

Apparently so..

Dave Martell
05-29-2012, 11:51 PM
What the?

VoodooMajik
05-29-2012, 11:53 PM
:gun1:

echerub
05-30-2012, 12:03 AM
What the freakin' hell drugs are these people taking? Hyperthermia - "burning up inside" - plus "aggressive and/or bizarre behaviour". I'd say munching on another person's face is both aggressive and bizarre. Jeez, there are other ways to get thrills than to take whatever these guys are taking.

Lucretia
05-30-2012, 12:09 AM
Nah. It's just Miami.

Eamon Burke
05-30-2012, 12:21 AM
:flame::zombiegrave:

tkern
05-30-2012, 12:22 AM
time to revive the tactical shotgun thread...

The hekler
05-30-2012, 12:27 AM
Folks... We're gonna need bigger knives!

kalaeb
05-30-2012, 12:28 AM
Darn right there are zombies. Just stop by my restaurant after everyone is on their 14th hour and you can see them first hand.

knyfeknerd
05-30-2012, 12:37 AM
The Zombie resistance starts at ECG! If it bleeds, we can kill it !!!

tkern
05-30-2012, 12:51 AM
http://www.dick.de/en/tools-for-chefs-and-butchers/knives-and-ancillary-items-for-butchers/ancillary-items-for-butchers/cleavers/

please direct your attention mid way down to the beef and pork splitter.... and two sided cleaver

VoodooMajik
05-30-2012, 01:25 AM
Nah. It's just Miami.

This Makes Sense


Darn right there are zombies. Just stop by my restaurant after everyone is on their 14th hour and you can see them first hand.

Need a new employee? Damn Unions... Haven't worked over 11 hours since I Started.

tkern
05-30-2012, 01:46 AM
I do. Want to commute to DC?

VoodooMajik
05-30-2012, 05:12 AM
Got Accom? Teach me and let me work with good food. I just don't have enough cash to relocate.

Namaxy
05-30-2012, 07:52 AM
The Zombie resistance starts at ECG! If it bleeds, we can kill it !!!

OK Dutch....You can call me Blain.....I'll bring 'Ol Painless' the m134 minigun.....

:gun1:

ecchef
05-30-2012, 08:12 AM
Can I be Billy? :D

stereo.pete
05-30-2012, 10:14 AM
I'm ready :doublethumbsup:

AFKitchenknivesguy
05-30-2012, 12:14 PM
I just picked up my Colt LE6920/AR15, just need to get my EOStech sights and surefire light and those mo-fo's won't have a chance.

Vertigo
05-30-2012, 05:37 PM
What the freakin' hell drugs are these people taking?
Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, methylone, mephedrone, salvia divinorum, methamphetamine.

Kids these days. :(

Gravy Power
05-30-2012, 05:46 PM
Has anyone looked at the guys face that was eaten off?

I have a link but I don't know if I want to post it. Pretty gruesome.

bikehunter
05-30-2012, 06:11 PM
Nah. It's just Miami.

Bwahahaha...Lucretia, you slay me. ;-)

bikehunter
05-30-2012, 06:16 PM
Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, methylone, mephedrone, salvia divinorum, methamphetamine.

Kids these days. :(

Are you sure it wasn't the nine cans of Chef Boyardee?

Lucretia
05-30-2012, 07:25 PM
I've had family members working at Jackson Hospital (where they took the victim) for a lot of years. They get all the really weird stuff. One story I remember my mom telling us--they had a woman in with what they thought was a brain tumor. They were having a devil of a time figuring it out--until somebody noticed the tumor changed locations between one image and the next. Turns out the lady had a mass of worms in her head.

Scarier than zombies any day.

Namaxy
05-30-2012, 08:07 PM
Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, methylone, mephedrone, salvia divinorum, methamphetamine.

Kids these days. :(

**** - after my shoulder surgery all I got was Oxycontin, Oxycodone, and Hydromorphone......I gotta get new doctors :))

VoodooMajik
05-31-2012, 01:38 AM
Are you sure it wasn't the nine cans of Chef Boyardee?

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli...

My assumption is PCP...

hax9215
05-31-2012, 02:35 AM
head cheese?

El Pescador
05-31-2012, 09:51 AM
head cheese?
LOL!

Lucretia
05-31-2012, 09:53 AM
head cheese?

Tasteless. Vulgar.

Just about shot coffee out of my nose I laughed so hard.