4-Finger Chef

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Knives and Stones: Wal-Mart Floor-Drop Special, circa 2002
Aunt Ellie's Target Give-Away
Nameless Cleaver from Chinese Market, Size: Car Battery
Henkel Butcher-Block Set, Standard Toss-Away Package (they meant well, they really did; I just wish they'd asked first...)