Does anyone here have 12 toes?
I don't know why I thought of this but when I was in high school there was this one guy who never showered after gym class.
Nobody messed with him because he was bigger than most of us.
We just figured he was overly shy or something.
You would never see him changing clothes.
and....nobody ever saw him even take his shoes off.
A few years later I saw him in a bar and he had a good bit to drink already.
I sat down and talked to him for a bit and eventually teased him about gym class.
In a very intoxicated voice he said "You think that's funny, huh? Well look at this."
He reached down and removed his shoes and socks.
He had 12 toes.
A small crowd gathered and after a short while he was leaving the bar.
.....with an attractive lady.