heh...don't think I've ever heard "functionality" and "chocolate" in the same sentence...well, I guess I technically still haven't.
The functionality of chocolate can be observed when it turns Crabby Lucretia into Happy Lucretia. Efficacy is proportional to quality of chocolate and can be enhanced with generous applications of alcohol.
Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller