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    Quote Originally Posted by Mucho Bocho View Post
    I've seen a cook replace the milk in pancake batter with his own fresh warm urine. Sick bastard, but he could kick my ass so what could I do. At least he didn't add any salt to the batter.
    Despicable

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    How did the pancakes come out?

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    we call ours chef mike

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    Yo, Mike knows how to cook sh1t pretty fast.
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    Chef de ping!

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    Just thought of one more for this thread. Scrambled eggs, made on an espresso machine with the milk steaming wand.

    I worked as a barista when I was at uni, this was at my first day at a job, dodgy cook walks out with eggs in a stainless milkshake cup, it had been going on for years. At the end of the day I took apart the coffee machine there was years of built up egg mix lining the inside of the pipes running from the boiler, just horrible.

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    Waw that brought back memory's 8 years ago I saw exactly the same thing!
    The worst part is the coffee machine is almost always in full view of the customers!!
    Shudder

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    Espresso machine eggs! That is really creative. I am trying to figure out how that makes life easier for anybody. It wouldn't even reduce the number of dirty dishes would it? I like the idea in the abstract but what is the practical advantage? Does it make really good eggs or something?
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    Speaking of eggs- A buddy of mine worked with this guy who every morning would make himself a large omelette comprised of twenty or so quail eggs! This went on for a 6 weeks or so, and the chef eventually found out and fired the guy for it. On his way out the guy says: 'it was worth it! When will I ever be able to have quail egg omelettes for six weeks straight ever again!' Thought that was pretty awesome...
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    holy crap that's horrific, good thing i dont drink espresso or any other fancy shmancy coffee product, straight up unadulterated black drip coffee for me.

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