Just remembered another one.
This was quite a few years ago, we needed tabbouleh for a buffet .
If your not familiar with tabbouleh it requires a lot of chopped parsley.
So this guy proceeds to fill a bucket with water and parsley... Gets a stick blender...
Blends the crap out of it and then hangs it in a conical strainer... And wrings out the parsley in a teatowel ... Lol
Tada! Chopped parsley / lawn clippings