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    Schweeeettttt!
    Great stuff jay! Lol
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    One more for all the industry ppl. A lil off topic, but some great light reading. Basically it's hatin' on all the fake ass chefs out there.

    https://twitter.com/SryThomasKeller

    Kinda deserves its own thread it's so good, imho. That's all I got for now

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayhay View Post
    Ya'll gonna like this.

    http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

    I guess Guy's team didn't register the web domain for the full reso name. So someone put this up for him. Good shite.
    This is tricking amazing! Thank you Jay, thank you so damn much...
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    I was just about to post that fantastic page -- brilliant. Here's the front page:


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    That menu is awesome. I don't know what part made me laugh more. Thanks for the link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinacats View Post
    Awesome Jayhay, could be confused for the real thing!
    Perhaps you meant, "preferred to the real thing?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr drinky View Post
    It might be a little off topic, but your topic is about death to celebrity chefs. Shouldn't we save the prettiest ones and let them live?
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayhay View Post
    One more for all the industry ppl. A lil off topic, but some great light reading. Basically it's hatin' on all the fake ass chefs out there.

    https://twitter.com/SryThomasKeller

    Kinda deserves its own thread it's so good, imho. That's all I got for now
    Oh man, my eyes were watering after reading this for 15 minutes. Thanks for that. This is the one that pushed me over the edge.

    "Whenever I know chef is about to use the plastic wrap I run my knife over the center of the roll & unroll half of it like 15 times"

    k.

    Edit: Must get back on topic. Sorry Knyfe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brainsausage View Post
    This is tricking amazing! Thank you Jay, thank you so damn much...
    I almost choked to death reading this I was laughing so hard! This is easily in my top ten list of 'Things to make you pee in your pants'. Hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr drinky View Post
    Oh man, my eyes were watering after reading this for 15 minutes. Thanks for that. This is the one that pushed me over the edge.

    "Whenever I know chef is about to use the plastic wrap I run my knife over the center of the roll & unroll half of it like 15 times"

    k.

    Edit: Must get back on topic. Sorry Knyfe.
    I found that one particularly amusing as well...
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