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    It's becoming a problem...

    So I'm watching 'Ted', and about 20 minutes in there's a kitchen scene, where Mila Kunis is standing in front of a mag strip with a couple knives hanging on it. And I immediately stopped staring at the very fetching Ms. Kunis, and tried to identify the knives instead... I think I need help...













    *you'll notice I avoided any rack jokes/comments...
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    *you'll notice I avoided any rack jokes/comments...


    ^^^^^^^but, you didn't^^^^^^^^^^
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    I do this a lot. With fountain pens as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sachem allison View Post
    *you'll notice I avoided any rack jokes/comments...


    ^^^^^^^but, you didn't^^^^^^^^^^
    Nope.
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    I was not aware Mila Kunis had a knife rack...

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    Even worse, I'll talk about how they are incorrectly using the knives for like 10 minutes after the fact. Damn you Monica on Friends!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brainsausage View Post
    So I'm watching 'Ted', and about 20 minutes in there's a kitchen scene, where Mila Kunis is standing in front of a mag strip with a couple knives hanging on it. And I immediately stopped staring at the very fetching Ms. Kunis, and tried to identify the knives instead... I think I need help...
    *you'll notice I avoided any rack jokes/comments...
    I don't understand. I don't see any problem here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThEoRy View Post
    Even worse, I'll talk about how they are incorrectly using the knives for like 10 minutes after the fact. Damn you Monica on Friends!!!!!
    A couple years ago, I was watching Iron Chef with my (now) ex. Morimoto was up against this female chef from India (I think?), and Alton made a point to comment on the fact that her speed with a knife rivaled Morimoto's. They then cut to a slow-mo split screen view of the two of them cutting, and I just yelled at Alton: 'Speed doesn't equal precision! Look at Morimoto's cuts! They're all perfectly even! She's all over the frickin' place! C'monnnn!!!'

    My ex just gave me a 'why do I have sex with you?' type of look...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brainsausage View Post

    My ex just gave me a 'why do I have sex with you?' type of look...
    My wife gives me that look every morning.
    If shes awake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantumcloud509 View Post
    I do this a lot. With fountain pens as well.
    I've been wondering who else on here might collect fountain pens....
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