"So you want to be a vegetarian? Hitler was a vegetarian and look at how he turned out."
"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)
Wonder how many bartenders are going to given that line now lol.
Craigslist really is good for something besides finding "companionship" on a cold night.
Outstanding. And I thought my crop dusting count was good... This guy has me beat by a mile...
The AI does not love you, nor does it hate you, but you are made out of atoms it might find useful for something else. - Eliezer Yudkowsky
That is one of the most absurd (yet funny) things I have read in some time. The thing is, the person thought about it at length.
I still remember the vagina couch in the Craigslist greatest hits. You find some gems on that board.
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States...nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” -- Isaac Asimov
It is good to have goals in life
He must have a good system. Thirty seven successful strikes in three months is pretty efficient considering the alphabetical order, days off, and timing. It must have taken a lot of planning and forethought.
I copied and pasted this link to a bunch of other cooks. Definitely reminds me of quite of few people I worked with.