"So you want to be a vegetarian? Hitler was a vegetarian and look at how he turned out."
No matter how high the throne,
there sits but an ass.
Wonder how many bartenders are going to given that line now lol.
Craigslist really is good for something besides finding "companionship" on a cold night.
Outstanding. And I thought my crop dusting count was good... This guy has me beat by a mile...
There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not Today...'
That is one of the most absurd (yet funny) things I have read in some time. The thing is, the person thought about it at length.
I still remember the vagina couch in the Craigslist greatest hits. You find some gems on that board.
"In Japan they don't call it Japanese food, they just call it food." -- Children's Hospital Quote
It is good to have goals in life
He must have a good system. Thirty seven successful strikes in three months is pretty efficient considering the alphabetical order, days off, and timing. It must have taken a lot of planning and forethought.
I copied and pasted this link to a bunch of other cooks. Definitely reminds me of quite of few people I worked with.