"So you want to be a vegetarian? Hitler was a vegetarian and look at how he turned out."
If "Its" and "Buts" was candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas
-Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon
Wonder how many bartenders are going to given that line now lol.
Craigslist really is good for something besides finding "companionship" on a cold night.
Outstanding. And I thought my crop dusting count was good... This guy has me beat by a mile...
The AI does not love you, nor does it hate you, but you are made out of atoms it might find useful for something else. - Eliezer Yudkowsky
That is one of the most absurd (yet funny) things I have read in some time. The thing is, the person thought about it at length.
I still remember the vagina couch in the Craigslist greatest hits. You find some gems on that board.
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying…skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk." -- Ron Swanson
It is good to have goals in life
He must have a good system. Thirty seven successful strikes in three months is pretty efficient considering the alphabetical order, days off, and timing. It must have taken a lot of planning and forethought.
I copied and pasted this link to a bunch of other cooks. Definitely reminds me of quite of few people I worked with.