The petty is on it's way to me. Sorry suckers.
You swore you wouldn't share my pic! And I thought I could trust you....
The difference between try and triumph is a little "umph"! NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!
You don't happen to have another one of these hanging around, do you?
No? Oh it's GRUDGE-HOLDING TIME!!!
Awesome! Good thing Lefty's photo is pre burn!
"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)