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    Does anyone here have 12 toes?

    I don't know why I thought of this but when I was in high school there was this one guy who never showered after gym class.
    Nobody messed with him because he was bigger than most of us.
    We just figured he was overly shy or something.
    You would never see him changing clothes.
    and....nobody ever saw him even take his shoes off.

    A few years later I saw him in a bar and he had a good bit to drink already.
    I sat down and talked to him for a bit and eventually teased him about gym class.

    In a very intoxicated voice he said "You think that's funny, huh? Well look at this."
    He reached down and removed his shoes and socks.
    He had 12 toes.

    A small crowd gathered and after a short while he was leaving the bar.
    .....with an attractive lady.
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    no but i went to high school that only had 9, she was missing the middle toe on one of her feet and was born that way, also a cousin wayyy down the line on my dad's side that i met once when i was like 6 had 6 fingers on 1 hand

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    Webbed, yes. Extra, no.
    Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucretia View Post
    Webbed, yes. Extra, no.
    bet you are a great swimmer

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    i have twelves toes, two are in jars on my mantle, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumbaa View Post
    bet you are a great swimmer
    Nah, it's only a couple toes and they're only webbed partway. But being a short little round woman, I can float like you wouldn't believe!
    Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller

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    Damn wished ya caught a pic, would have been hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EdipisReks View Post
    i have twelves toes, two are in jars on my mantle, though.
    you stole my line.
    I haven't lived the life I wanted, just the lives I needed too at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EdipisReks View Post
    i have twelves toes, two are in jars on my mantle, though.
    Did you label them with masking tape and a sharpie?

    k.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr drinky View Post
    Did you label them with masking tape and a sharpie?

    k.
    nah, i can tell pinky from binky by taste.

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