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    I will posit that "a turd" can not be polished. Poop can be compressed, dehyrated, and then polished. A turd, as found, is unpolishable. The axiom holds true.
    That knife looks fantastic, by the way. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anti-Chrysler View Post
    I will posit that "a turd" can not be polished. Poop can be compressed, dehyrated, and then polished. A turd, as found, is unpolishable. The axiom holds true.
    That knife looks fantastic, by the way. :-)
    What about coprolite?(fossilized turd)???
    You can polish the hell outta it.
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    Coprolite qualifies as a stone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anti-Chrysler View Post
    I will posit that "a turd" can not be polished. Poop can be compressed, dehyrated, and then polished. A turd, as found, is unpolishable. The axiom holds true.
    That knife looks fantastic, by the way. :-)
    Dont want to threadjack here....but this is demonstrably counterfactual...check out the mythbusters episode.
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    Impressive transformation!

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    I saw that episode. They polished compressed, dehydrated poop, not "turds".

    Certain African tribes have been using compressed, dried, and polished poop for flooring for centuries. It's not new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny.B.Good View Post
    Impressive transformation!
    Thank you. Idle hands....
    "This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption.. Beer!" -Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

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    what did you use exactly to sand the handle? its very nice.

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    Awesome! I thought I made a difference when I sanded off the KU finish on my petty....yours looks amazing!

    Chris

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    Wow! Who knew what lurked beneath...
    Nice transformation!

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