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    Quote Originally Posted by Zwiefel View Post
    For not the first time Lucretia has reminded me of my spousal unit.

    Might have to find frankenhooker and zombie strippers for an at-home date night.
    She must be wonderful!

    On a serious note, frankenhooker and zombie strippers are really. Really. REALLY. BAAAAAAD movies. They make the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness movies look like high art. (Which they are since Bruce Campbell is in them....PRRrrrrrRRRR!!! But I digress.) Of the 2, frankenhooker is the less bad...brilliant young man loves girl, brilliant young man runs over girl with lawnmower, brilliant young man tries to rebuild girl and make a few improvements ("that dress makes your butt look big" taken to the nth degree.) Zombie strippers is everything you would expect from the title--and much, much less--but where else but a strip club would you see people PAY a COVER to be zombie victims?

    The Shig is only 180. A girly knife for sure. But then, Shigs are kind of girly in general. You should send them all to me so they don't make you look effeminate.

    And while I change out septic tank aeration pumps, if it comes down to it I will sell my knives to pay someone to pump out the tank for me. Tank pumpers are the guys who really deserve multi-million dollar annual salaries!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mano View Post
    No opinion other than, finally a woman who understands chick flicks aren't necessarily crappola like The Princess Diaries.
    I can't believe you are talking bad about the Princess Diaries. Sure it didn't have the best scenes, but Jenna Haze put on an excellent performance. They even brought back Ron Jeremy in the sequel.
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    [QUOTE=Lucretia;198784]She must be wonderful! [QUOTE=Lucretia]

    She'd have to be to put up with me for 20 years!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucretia View Post
    On a serious note, frankenhooker and zombie strippers are really. Really. REALLY. BAAAAAAD movies. They make the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness movies look like high art. (Which they are since Bruce Campbell is in them....PRRrrrrrRRRR!!! But I digress.) Of the 2, frankenhooker is the less bad...brilliant young man loves girl, brilliant young man runs over girl with lawnmower, brilliant young man tries to rebuild girl and make a few improvements ("that dress makes your butt look big" taken to the nth degree.) Zombie strippers is everything you would expect from the title--and much, much less--but where else but a strip club would you see people PAY a COVER to be zombie victims?

    The Shig is only 180. A girly knife for sure. But then, Shigs are kind of girly in general. You should send them all to me so they don't make you look effeminate.

    And while I change out septic tank aeration pumps, if it comes down to it I will sell my knives to pay someone to pump out the tank for me. Tank pumpers are the guys who really deserve multi-million dollar annual salaries!
    These are now in my Netflix Queue...I'll try to revive this thread after they arrive and we get a chance to watch them.
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    You are going to have to beg your wife's forgiveness for showing her those movies. They are not even "B" movies, more like "D-/F+". But they have chick monsters!

    You should run immediately to your computer and order the following from netflix in hopes of pacifying her with some "real" chick movies:

    "George of the Jungle": one of the better cartoon adaptations, and Brendan Fraser at his prime in a loincloth. Plus Johnny Clegg tunes!

    "The Mirror Has 2 Faces": You probably need a Streisand romance to get out of the hole you've dug for yourself. At least it's not Yentl.

    "Michael": Yep, you're going to need a Nora Ephron movie, too. After hating Travolta as a young actor, I starting liking him in this movie when he showed a little bit of a gut. Of course, I liked "Battlefield Earth", so judge for yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucretia View Post
    You are going to have to beg your wife's forgiveness for showing her those movies. They are not even "B" movies, more like "D-/F+". But they have chick monsters!

    You should run immediately to your computer and order the following from netflix in hopes of pacifying her with some "real" chick movies:

    "George of the Jungle": one of the better cartoon adaptations, and Brendan Fraser at his prime in a loincloth. Plus Johnny Clegg tunes!

    "The Mirror Has 2 Faces": You probably need a Streisand romance to get out of the hole you've dug for yourself. At least it's not Yentl.

    "Michael": Yep, you're going to need a Nora Ephron movie, too. After hating Travolta as a young actor, I starting liking him in this movie when he showed a little bit of a gut. Of course, I liked "Battlefield Earth", so judge for yourself.
    Nah, she digs stuff like that. We'll either laugh at how stupid it is, or enjoy the uniqueness of it...or--more likely--both. Put it this way, we had a blast watching this:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0239496/?ref_=sr_4
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    Hmmm.. best chick movie which to me means some sappy romance pull at the heart strings make you bawl at the end kind of movie. So I vote The Killer. One of the greatest of all movies ever.

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    Best Chick Flick in my opinion is Hard Candy, modern interpretation on little red riding hood with a twist.

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    i be confused

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    Just watched Frankenhooker with the spousal unit....some classic, friday night, parmesan popcorn, 80's horror cheese flickage.

    not a great film, but amusing even if only for its bizzareness.
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    Not a chick flick but there is a D grade movie which i think was called the edge of hell and it is possibly the worst/funiest movie of all time.

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