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  1. 04-14-2013, 04:51 PM #1
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    While the wife's away

    My wife and my daughter are visiting my in-laws so tonight I'm gonna watch jiro dreams of sushi and sharpen my knives in the LIVING ROOM. I know its not cheating or anything but something just doesn't feel right saying that out loud. Is that normal?
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    Dude, you have to send me your address so I can send some strippers to your house.
    I'll make sure they are dressed in Kimono to go with your Jiro theme, but no knives until after they leave. You might freak them out.
    "See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
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    you should have someone record it on video with drapes wide open. your neighbors will never look at you the same again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turbochef422 View Post
    My wife and my daughter are visiting my in-laws so tonight I'm gonna watch jiro dreams of sushi and sharpen my knives in the LIVING ROOM. I know its not cheating or anything but something just doesn't feel right saying that out loud. Is that normal?
    That actually sounds like a fun night to me. Make sure you have snacks watching Jiro will make you hungry
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    Just don't get so distracted by watching the sushi master at work that you mess up your edge/bevel!
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    Jiro Ono is the ultimate lefty sushi guy. =D
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    Ya know, I was thinking of telling my wife I was planning on having a few strippers over and watching Bocuse D'or videos... Now, what should I do with my kids that night. She'll be open minded, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmnms View Post
    Ya know, I was thinking of telling my wife I was planning on having a few strippers over and watching Bocuse D'or videos... Now, what should I do with my kids that night. She'll be open minded, right?
    kids gotta learn eventually....
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    Quote Originally Posted by turbochef422 View Post
    My wife and my daughter are visiting my in-laws so tonight I'm gonna watch jiro dreams of sushi and sharpen my knives in the LIVING ROOM. I know its not cheating or anything but something just doesn't feel right saying that out loud. Is that normal?
    Yes. I saw it for the third time this weekend. Fantastic movie.
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  10. 04-16-2013, 11:45 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmnms View Post
    Ya know, I was thinking of telling my wife I was planning on having a few strippers over and watching Bocuse D'or videos... Now, what should I do with my kids that night. She'll be open minded, right?
    I was watching Bocuse vids on YouTube the other night. Fun stuff. But normally I watch Coupe de Mond vids when I get in the mood. The documentary on Mike Zakowski's training is great too. He's my all time hero. Would love to be able to bake like him someday
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