That block with the little bit of sapwood is calling me
Jeez! Those things are gi-normous!
I could build a house with some of those.
Great stuff, I love ironwood!
"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)