spalted and mutated poplar
One day, mama fly and baby fly was having lunch together.
Baby fly asked "Why do we have to eat poops all the time?"
Mama fly angrily replied "Don't use such unsavory word at the table. Hurry and eat while it's still hot and fresh."
Charles ***[All statements I made here only my personal opinion and nothing more!]*** & Please bare with me for my crappy English!!
Is it Chestnut?
Eat to live? -> live to eat... but as long as we are at it... eat very, very well!
Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
one man gathers what another man spills...
Did you hear about the cheese-grater Stevie Wonder's wife got him for his birthday?
Most violent book he's ever read.
Joining the maple train on this one. But I'm terrible at recognizing woods, except for buckeye for obvious reasons
Walnut burl? Worth a shot...