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    Ok, a joke - helps to read this one aloud:

    Q: Why do you only eat one egg for breakfast in France???

    A: Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

    Boom!

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    Walnut

    Man walks into a cake shop and there's a sign saying all cakes £5.

    He says I'll take that one there. Man behind the counter says that costs £10

    Why?

    That's madeira cake

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    A couple are on vacation in Russia and they are touring the Parliament Building. When they come outside it's precipitating and their guide, Rudolph says "It's raining". "Oh no" the man says, "it's snowing. To which his wife replies, "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."
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    Myrtle

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    Maybe some kind of fruit or nut tree? Apple wood burl?
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    Willow!
    If "Its" and "Buts" was candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas
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    Buckeye balsa

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    I'll hop on the Myrtlewood train.

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    Spalted Maple.

    An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walk into a bar.
    Each orders a pint of beer.
    A Fly lands in the Englishman's beer, turning slightly green, he pushes his beer away and asks for another one.
    A second fly lands in the Scottsman's beer.
    The Scott takes the fly out, shruggs, and drinks his beer.
    A third fly lands in the Irishman's beer.
    Outraged the Irishman plucks the fly from his brew, pinches the fly between his fingers and yells....
    "SPIT IT OUT!" "SPIT IT OUT!"
    Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

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    Hickory.

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