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    A Priest a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar . . . the bartender says: "what is this a freakin' joke?"

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    A bear walks into a bar, walks up to the bartendered and says "I'll have a gin.......................and tonic."
    Bartender says "Whats with the big pause?"
    Bear looks down at his hands and says "Oh, I've had them all my life."

    Walnut

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    Finally.....a common wood that nobody can identify.
    Keep the jokes coming.
    Now I have an excuse for unexplained laughter coming from my office.
    Once in a while my boss will poke his head in and ask who I am talking to.
    I just answer that I am talking to myself, but I expect him to stick up for me if an argument breaks out.
    Mark Farley / It's a Burl
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    Spalted myrtlewood.

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    Redwood

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    A drunk man fell from a 3rd floor room to the ground.
    A nearby cop heard the commotion and rushed over. He asked the drunk man what happened.
    The drunk man replied "Don't know man, I just got here too."
    Charles ***[All statements I made here only my personal opinion and nothing more!]*** & Please bare with me for my crappy English!!

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