Contest - Drawing on June 8th

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On June 8th there will be a drawing to see who wins $100 credit in our web store. This way you can select just about anything you want and finally get some respectable handles on your knives.

Here is how the contest works.
Make a post with your guess what type of wood this is. Only one guess. The post number is your entry.
I will use the random number generator at random.org to pick the winning post number. This way everyone has a chance to win.

You can make additional entries to increase your chances by posting a new joke, funny story or something entertaining.

The wood is a native Oregon hardwood. But, it doesn't usually look like this.

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I'm guessing Madrone... and that's just a guess based on nothing. :)
 
You guys really stink at the wood ID so how about some jokes?
 
OK, how about a chemistry joke:

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says "I'd like a glass of H2O!"

The second man says, "I'd like a glass of H2O, too!"

The second man dies.
 
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
 
Ever hear of the ooooOOOOOAAAahhhh Bird? Only bird known that lays square eggs.
 
A Priest a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar . . . the bartender says: "what is this a freakin' joke?"
 
A bear walks into a bar, walks up to the bartendered and says "I'll have a gin.......................and tonic."
Bartender says "Whats with the big pause?"
Bear looks down at his hands and says "Oh, I've had them all my life."

Walnut
 
Finally.....a common wood that nobody can identify.
Keep the jokes coming.
Now I have an excuse for unexplained laughter coming from my office.
Once in a while my boss will poke his head in and ask who I am talking to.
I just answer that I am talking to myself, but I expect him to stick up for me if an argument breaks out.
 
A drunk man fell from a 3rd floor room to the ground.
A nearby cop heard the commotion and rushed over. He asked the drunk man what happened.
The drunk man replied "Don't know man, I just got here too."
 

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