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    JBroida's Avatar
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    Beverly Hills, CA

    the most interesting man in the world

    i dont know about you guys, but sara and i love these commercials... i heard some awesome ones this afternoon and wanted to share... any ones you've heard of?

    *His shadow frequently appears on multiple best dressed lists.

    *On multiple occasions, he has vouch for himself.

    *When he holds a woman's purse, he looks intimidating.

    *He can play Chopin on the drums.

    *His tailgate parties have caused game delays.

    *Eskimos have seven different words to describe his beard.

    *Even his nod sounds like a plan.

    and here are some others:

    1. He lives vicariously through himself.
    2. He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
    3. He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
    4. He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
    5. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
    6. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
    7. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
    8. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
    9. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
    10. His shirts never wrinkle.
    11. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
    12. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
    13. He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
    14. You can see his charisma from space.
    15. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
    16. He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
    17. If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
    18. His blood smells like cologne.
    19. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
    20. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
    21. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
    22. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
    23. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
    24. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
    25. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
    26. He owns three sports cars and rents five.
    27. He once taught a horse to read email for him.
    28. He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
    29. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
    30. He is the most interesting man in the world.

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    mkriggen's Avatar
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    He taught the horse how to sing

    Rule #1- Don't sweat the small s%&t, rule #2- It's ALL small s%&t

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    Back of beyond.
    Katana makers use his beard to de-burr their blades during sharpening sessions.
    “Though I could not caution all, I still might warn a few; Don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools.” Robert Hunter

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    Senior Member Seth's Avatar
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    Philadelphia, PA
    When in Rome, the Romans do as he does.
    Everywhere you go, there you are.

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    Senior Member ThEoRy's Avatar
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    Central Jersey
    "If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him"

    "He can speak French, in Russian"

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    Senior Member Crothcipt's Avatar
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    wyoming, closer to nowhere than somewhere.
    I always seem to laugh when hearing one of these.
    Chewie's the man.

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    Senior Member heirkb's Avatar
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    Mar 2011
    One of the better ad campaigns, IMO. Also one of the few where I consciously tried a product only because of the ads.

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    bay area, california
    "his mom has a tattoo that says SON"..

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    When opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits

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    Bangor Maine
    Sharks have a week devoted to him.

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