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    Why Paula Deen should be banned

    Here is the real reason why Paula Deen should have all of her empire dismantled. This recipe is reason enough:

    Southern Baked Beans

    1 large onion, diced
    2 (16-ounce) cans pork and beans
    3 tablespoons prepared yellow mustard
    1/4 cup maple syrup
    1/4 cup light brown sugar
    4 tablespoons ketchup
    1 tablespoon lemon juice
    1/2 pound bacon strips, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
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    I've banned her from my home for years.

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    It's amazing what nonsense recipes people can come up with when they're tanked.

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    And she has the sugar diabetes too.

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    It's amazing what nonsense recipes people can come up with when they're tanked.
    Dude, I've done some of my best cooking when I'm tanked...It's the prep that's a b'ch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr drinky View Post
    I've banned her from my home for years.

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    Although, the greens at her buffet were pretty damn good.....in that respect they must have been mighty lonely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mkriggen View Post
    Dude, I've done some of my best cooking when I'm tanked...It's the prep that's a b'ch!
    LOL!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpikeC View Post
    Here is the real reason why Paula Deen should have all of her empire dismantled. This recipe is reason enough:

    Southern Baked Beans

    1 large onion, diced
    2 (16-ounce) cans pork and beans
    3 tablespoons prepared yellow mustard
    1/4 cup maple syrup
    1/4 cup light brown sugar
    4 tablespoons ketchup
    1 tablespoon lemon juice
    1/2 pound bacon strips, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
    Yeah! I'm mean really who the hell puts lemon juice in baked beans? should be banned for life.
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    And I hear people ***** about Ray-Ray for using the microwave. Why is she (Paula) even listened to anyways?
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    Weeeellllll....that's pretty close to how I learned to make baked beans. Other than the lemon juice. Some of the proportions are different, but the ingredients were pretty much the same. Canned beans, ketchup, mustard, a little onion (grated or juice/powder, not raw chunks), brown sugar, and bacon strips on top. Washed down with sweet tea.
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