I dunno Son, maybe you were blacked-out like that time in Mexico, and sent a message to Dave by carrier pigeon? And when he replied back you probably cooked/ ate the pigeon to hide the evidence.
Just kidding -- I have yet to hear you utter a negative word about anybody, except maybe the guy who screwed you over when you relocated to NYC. And even then you were horribly understated in your displeasure.
The one thing I would like to know though is what kind of sauce did you put on the pigeon? Oh, and 425 deg F, right?