Korin_Mari
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If you've ever posted a review on our website and wondered why it took forever for it to show up, it is because we go through the feedback and review comments on our products to make sure they are actually from customers who purchased it. We get a lot of weird comments but today the web manager found the most elaborate and strange review we have ever received...
The review was for this knife:
http://korin.com/Nenohi-Mizu-Honyaki-Sakimaru-Takobiki-with-Pheonix-Lacquer-Cover
"Ive found Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover to be most useful blade in my arsenal for use in my stealthy escapes from uh my assignments. When properly sharpened, the Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover can cut holes in space-time, allowing for escape to alternate universes. Yes, any buffoon with his Ninja license and officially registered NAEAG (Ninja Association of Espionage and Assignation Guild) endorsed weapon can do that. But only the Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover will allow you to do so with the utmost in Ninja style and finesse.
Because if you cant practice espionage and assignations in true ninja-style, why even bother? Dont be laughed out of the NAEAG with your Ginsu Chikara Series blade from WalMart youll instantly be seen as the amateur you are. Invest in a Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover and youll never go back! Especially if you cant find the way back to this multiverse. Trans-dimensional travel is tricky." - By John Doe
Unfortunately we couldn't leave it there, because he didn't actually buy the knife, but I needed to preserve it for people to enjoy. lol
Thanks for reading!
The review was for this knife:
http://korin.com/Nenohi-Mizu-Honyaki-Sakimaru-Takobiki-with-Pheonix-Lacquer-Cover
"Ive found Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover to be most useful blade in my arsenal for use in my stealthy escapes from uh my assignments. When properly sharpened, the Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover can cut holes in space-time, allowing for escape to alternate universes. Yes, any buffoon with his Ninja license and officially registered NAEAG (Ninja Association of Espionage and Assignation Guild) endorsed weapon can do that. But only the Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover will allow you to do so with the utmost in Ninja style and finesse.
Because if you cant practice espionage and assignations in true ninja-style, why even bother? Dont be laughed out of the NAEAG with your Ginsu Chikara Series blade from WalMart youll instantly be seen as the amateur you are. Invest in a Nenohi Mizu Honyaki Sakimaru Takobiki with Pheonix Lacquer Cover and youll never go back! Especially if you cant find the way back to this multiverse. Trans-dimensional travel is tricky." - By John Doe
Unfortunately we couldn't leave it there, because he didn't actually buy the knife, but I needed to preserve it for people to enjoy. lol
Thanks for reading!