I would get a big round loaf of sourdough, stick the knife right in the top (at a slight yet jaunty angle), and then coat the bread in spar varnish. Once it hardens I'd then place it in the center of my front yard, there to remain until drawn by the rightful king, who shall then unite all the land!
or I guess you could use it for bagels
Rule #1- Don't sweat the small s%&t, rule #2- It's ALL small s%&t
Ha. It looks like the Excaliber route might be option number four.
One of the funniest post I've seen in a while. Thanks for the laugh, mk.
I'd sell it. I might feel bad for a minute or two but I'd get over it. No reason to stick a $100 bill in your drawer and not use it.
leave it for the in laws, wife, girlfriend or significant other to use. it would make an excellent decoy knife.
I haven't lived the life I wanted, just the lives I needed too at the time.
Son has the best idea, look at that thing, it has all the things going for it. Shun, damascus, diawood handle, stainless, serrations, it's just crying mother in law knife. Leave this thing as a decoy in your kitchen and you will never have to worry about your sexy carbons again.
wow thats ugly. id sell it.