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    Some laughs for a Friday...

    SEX
    Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..
    A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.


    Lance Armstrong
    I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,
    especially after what he achieved -- winning 7 Tour de France races whilst on drugs.
    When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike.


    Drive By
    A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.
    Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!!


    The Agony of Aging
    On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
    He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
    I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".


    SCAM
    Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes".
    Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.


    Pregnant Prostitute
    Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
    "For gosh sake, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
    One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

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    Thanks. First time I've laughed all day.

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    those are great

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    I asked my doctor why I had to stop masturbating...he said "because I'm trying to examine you."

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    Thanks for the chuckles MB!
    Remember: You're a unique individual...just like everybody else.

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    Remember: You're a unique individual...just like everybody else.

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    Funny, thank you.

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