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    What Happens When a Pig Drinks 18 Beers...

    It gets into a fight with a cow. And for some strange, messed up reason that kind of makes sense.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...-hogs-18-beers

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    I know pigs are smart, but how did he get the bottles opened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burl Source View Post
    I know pigs are smart, but how did he get the bottles opened?
    Those curved tusks come in handy....

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    It was probably the teenage son who drank the beers and blamed it on the pig That takes balls.

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    Well, it WAS in Australia and everybody drinks there, why not pigs? Wouldn't be surprised to see that episode in a future Foster's commercial...

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    hey, if wagyu cows make great beef coz they get to drink beer once in a while, why not pigs? lol.

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    Could you imagine the flavor of pig fed beer and nuts??

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    There are plenty of pigs getting drunk every Saturday night where I am! They normally take the cows home after
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    Quote Originally Posted by apicius9 View Post
    Well, it WAS in Australia and everybody drinks there, why not pigs? Wouldn't be surprised to see that episode in a future Foster's commercial...

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    Stefan nobody in Australia will drink Fosters I was expecting to see some too when I first got here..

    Also look at the similarities between men and pig : they both get drunk , get aggresive and fight each other (or cows if matters ...)

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    ... And after more than a dozen beers, will rummage around for food.

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