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    Damn cat sleeps on my cutting board

    10,000 more comfortable places in the house to sleep and the friggin cat likes to sleep on my black walnut Boardsmith. Any tips on how to send a brief, yet noticeable, electric shock to his testicles upon contact would be appreciated.

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    ScatMat. Never used one, but might be worth a try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucretia View Post
    ScatMat. Never used one, but might be worth a try.
    They work

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    Sounds like you need to call David Smith and have him make you another board
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    I like both of these suggestions.

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    Just put a piece of tin foil on it. That works like a charm and it wont take but a day.

    Tear a piece the same size as the board place on top and you are done. Works Great.

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    Send me the cat and the board to me. I'll take care of them for you. No problem at all.
    I haven't lived the life I wanted, just the lives I needed too at the time.

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    I did put a dish towel on the board a couple times, but I tend to forget covering it.

    Son, you can have the cat and I'll throw in a 2x4!

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    oh, I actually don't want the cat . I'll just put it in the hole next to the other two.
    I haven't lived the life I wanted, just the lives I needed too at the time.

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    We need to find a link to Son's cat story thread......................
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