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    I'll apologize in advance but saw this on another board and it does involve drinking - and Minnesota. DB

    Ole and Sven in Hell:

    Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

    Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.' The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?


    Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.' The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

    They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
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    Very nicely done!
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    sippin on some Deleware Pheonix single barrel bourbon. I better shut off my work email now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantumcloud509 View Post
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    I've downed a few pitchers of beer wt. friends,not these days I enjoy a few micro brewed,like the IPA's in a chilled glass.

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    Old Dominion Brewing Double D IPA. I will have to get more and post a photo of the bottle. It has a scantily clad women on it in the 40's style like they would adorn the planes with .

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr drinky View Post
    Here is my routine. Drink 1x 16 oz glass of water with alka seltzer tabs; immediately after another 16 oz glass of water with Bayer aspirin (2-3) -- you will be full; then fill up another glass for the nightstand and put a Nuun electrolyte tab in it for when you wake up. Every time you wake up after drink another Nuun electrolyte glass of water. If you get to the daylight hours and feel you aren't going to make it, take Benadryl and sleep through the rough part.

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    I like to take a mega-dose of vitamin B6, with a lot of water, right before going to bed. Takes you to about 95%, if you can get at least 6 hours of sleep. Glutathione and vitamin C is even better, but Glutathione is harder to get.

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    Does b6 really stop the hangover?

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    Cassoulet, like life itself, isn't as easy as it seems...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rdm_magic View Post
    Does b6 really stop the hangover?
    In my experience it helps a lot, yes. Some people swear by B complex, but my reading of the literature suggests that it's B6 that is mainly depleted. I also take a multi-vitamin every day, which is heavy on B12, so I figure I have my bases covered.

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