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    Senior Member cheflarge's Avatar
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    In again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheflarge View Post
    In again!
    That is not a funny joke!

    this probably isn't either...Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



    He was dead
    one man gathers what another man spills...

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    Dyed maple, Walnut, Rosewood Burl, Dyed maple...wild guess x4

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinacats View Post
    That is not a funny joke!

    this probably isn't either...Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    He was dead
    For some reason that one tickled my funny bone.

    A man got a piece of venison from a hunting buddy, and cooked it for dinner. The family had never had venison before, so he was trying to get his son and daughter to guess what it was. "I'll give you a hint" he said. "It's what your mother calls me sometimes." The daughter turned to the son and screamed, "Spit it out, Timmy, spit it out! It's @$$hole!"
    Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller

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    *A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
    father looked at her and said, “It was Mom”。
    “How do you know?” the girl asked
    “She didn"t say anything.” father said.

    *The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
    The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn??!!
    Charles ***[All statements I made here only my personal opinion and nothing more!]*** & Please bare with me for my crappy English!!

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    Another day, another "In again".

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    How many cheap knife buyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Four: one to hold the light bulb & three to turn the ladder!

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    I love turkey and KKF.
    "Those who say it can't be done are always pasted by those doing it"

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    One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"
    "Those who say it can't be done are always pasted by those doing it"

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    In again.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

    Orange you going to let me in?

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