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    Senior Member cheflarge's Avatar
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    In again.

    Maple,Redwood,Oak,Buckeye,

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    "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
    asked the father of his little son.

    "Diet."
    Charles ***[All statements I made here only my personal opinion and nothing more!]*** & Please bare with me for my crappy English!!

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    word of wisdom to those men who say a woman's place is in the kitchen: just remember, that's where all the knives are!!!

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    Whats the best way to carve wood?

    Whittle by whittle.
    Amat Victoria Curam Fortune favors the prepared.
    "A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into." -George Orwell

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    Walnut.Curly birch.Mango burl.English oak.

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    In again.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Roach.
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter, did you get it?

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    TODAY IS THE DAY!!! ohboyohboyohboy!

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    Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

    Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

    "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

    "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"

    Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

    "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your Mother?"

    Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

    "Excellent!!! So, are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

    "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"

  9. #129
    A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter?s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.

    After flicking through the magazine her husband says, 'To be honest I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.'

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    3rd and final entry
    2nd joke-

    A wife asked her husband: ???What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body????

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ???your sense of humor???.

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