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    Senior Member Chuckles's Avatar
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    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died recently?

    He Pastaway.


    BTW - this is a great joke to figure out what an employees courtesy laugh sounds like.
    'The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.' -Henry Ford

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    Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. - George Carlin

    “Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” – Mark Twain

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    knock, knock..... who's there? QUEEN.... Queen who?...... Please queen up my dishes!!!

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    A duck, a monkey and a goat walk into a bar.
    The bartender looks up and says,"Is this a joke?"
    "Those who say it can't be done are always pasted by those doing it"

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    maple, rosewood, redwood, sycamore.

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    joke # 2: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's this obscure esoteric number, you've probably never heard of it.

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    Rahul and Andy were standing next to a guy with a bandana and a tattooed teardrop and who was holding a knife.

    Rahul said, "I don't want to hang out here."

    Andy looked back with amusement and said, "Don't judge people by how they look."

    Rahul retorted, "The dude's got a knife"

    Andy quipped, "Hey, he could be a chef!"

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    -Captain, you have a steering wheel in your pants!
    -Yaaarr, it's driving me nuts.

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    If you can guess how many lollipops I have in my pocket, you can have them both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigert View Post
    If you can guess how many lollipops I have in my pocket, you can have them both.
    both = 3 do i win ?

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