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    New day, new post.

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    Senior Member CanadianMan's Avatar
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    Joke #1

    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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    Maple, Redwood, Spalted maple, Silky Oak

    Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
    A: "Itís cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

    Q: What happens if you miss your Ex-Wife?
    A: Get better aim
    "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." óMark Twain

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    Hmm, I think my post above was supposed to say something + about KKF. Either way, KKF helps keep my spending money at an all-time low, which I appreciate.

    Semi-joke, from Louis CK: I donít stop eating when Iím full. The meal isnít over when Iím full. Itís over when I hate myself.

    EDIT: I think I'm confusing the giveaways. haha

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    Jokes about german sausage are the wurst

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    What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?



    Weeeeeeeeeeee!!
    one man gathers what another man spills...

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    Day #2, love me some KKF!

    You know how to tell when a salesman is lying?.?.?.........

    When his lips move!

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    a little twisted humor:

    An old lady enters a restaurant and orders herself a hamburger. Behind the counter, the waiter shouts to the Chef, "One burger!"

    "Coming up" the chef says. He then grabs a hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpiit and pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat before throwing it on the grill.

    "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.

    "Yeah?" says the counterman. "Be glad you aren't here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."

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    How do you circumcise a whale?

    Send down four skin divers
    "Those who say it can't be done are always pasted by those doing it"

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    Last edited by bahamaroot; 11-20-2013 at 11:34 PM. Reason: double post,.
    "Those who say it can't be done are always pasted by those doing it"

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