12-03-2013, 08:06 AM
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, with him he has a small piano and a man about a foot tall.
Intrigued, the bartender asks what the story is behind it. The man replies, "do you really think I asked the genie for a 12 inch pianist"
12-03-2013, 08:26 AM
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12-03-2013, 09:12 AM
I'm in too!!!
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
12-03-2013, 09:14 AM
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
12-03-2013, 09:18 AM
I'm in for Tuesday. K+ K + F > K + F + I + T + K
12-03-2013, 09:28 AM
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
12-03-2013, 09:29 AM
love this one...
Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.