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    Senior Member bkultra's Avatar
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    I'm in for the day

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    bad joke of the day

    There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.
    "Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question
    "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
    "We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!"
    "I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
    "That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket, too."

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    In again! Found my Xmas present on this website! Can't get better then that
    Have a knife day!

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    Better get in for the day on my morning scroll through kkf

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    When life gives you lemons, find the lucky sob who got the vodka and have a drink!
    Have a knife day!

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    Im in
    The difference between try and triumph is a little "umph"! NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!
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    Bad joke...

    No chop wins whilst only posting two times in this entire 145 page thread...and calls it!

    Thanks Randy!
    The difference between try and triumph is a little "umph"! NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!
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    In - Good luck Chris - Odds are slightly against you though.
    Thanks Randy!!

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    I'm in.
    "Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something." -Jake the Dog

  10. #1440
    Here is a statistics joke for you.

    A girl told me that my looks were average. I told her that's just mean.
    "Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something." -Jake the Dog

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