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    I'm in again, five more days left...
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    In for the day -

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    In for this morning and just happy to be alive..... oh, and part of KKF!

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    in again!

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    what did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
    Bison.

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    In, cuz again, KKF rocks.

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    A Male Fairy Tale


    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
    “Will you marry me?"

    The Princess immediately said, "No!"

    And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and

    dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

    and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

    and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching

    and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

    kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

    blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

    and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as all hell,

    and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

    The End.

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    Lena was having a problem with her left ear, so she got an appointment with the ear specialist. The doctor was looking through his instrument into Lena's ear when he said: "Lena, I don't know what to think of this. I'm looking in your ear and I think I see a suppository in there." "Uff Da," Lena exclaimed. "Now I remember vhat I did vid my hearing aid".

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    Ole was talking to Lars about the problems of growing old. Ole says to Lars, "I heard da odder day dat dere is four stages of forgetfulness as you get older.
    Stage 1 is forgetting faces
    Stage 2 is forgetting names
    Stage 3 is forgetting is forgetting to zip up
    "Yah", said Lars, "Vat is da 4th stage?"
    Ole: "Forgetting to zip down!"

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