Day 28 Joke
Pat and Mike were city employees and one warm, sunny day they were working on a street repair project (they were spending most of their time leaning on their shovels). Just across the street from where they were working was a house of prostitution.
As they "worked" they saw the Baptist minister walk down the street and enter the house. Pat says, "Mike, suren did ye see what that dirty hypocrit of a Baptist minister just did? He went into that house of ill repute."
Mike juet shook his head and said, "Ye nevcwer can tell what ye might see around here."
A few minutes later the Methodist preacher walked up and entered the house. Pat slaps his head with his hand, and says, "Mike did ye see that? Did ye see what that heathen Methodist just did? Suren he went into that house."
Mike just shook his head and said, "What's this world comin' to?"
A bit later Father O'Brien, from their parish entered the house and Pat said, "Mike, it's like I been tellin' yuh, there's somebody sick in that house.