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    A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street the blonde walls into a bar, and the brunette ducks
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    A man walks into the bar and pulls up a stool. He orders a beer and noticed a large jar of cash at the end of the bar. He inquires and the bartender replies "there's a horse in the back. You make him laugh, the cash is yours."
    The man walks back and a minute later returns to finish his beer and collect the cash. The bar is Filled with the horse's laughter.

    A week later the same man returns to the bar and sees another jar full of cash. This time, he's told that if he can get the horse to stop laughing, the jar is his. So the man goes into the back room and a minute later returns to the bar to order a beer and collect his cash. The bar is silent as the horse has stopped laughing.
    The bartender says: "I'll get you your beer but first I need to know, how did you get the horse to laugh?! And the dang thing has been laughing ever since! No one could get him to stop! And now you just go back there and he stops laughing?? I need to know how you did this!"

    The man replies "well, to get him to laugh I whispered into his ear that my d*ck is bigger than his. Apparently he thought that was funny. And to get him to stop I just showed him."

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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    I'm in for day 4!!

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