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    Im in! Missed a couple days bah humbug. Love kkf for members willing to spend time and give valuable input to each other.
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    A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we
    don't
    serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth
    between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out
    flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
    enough.A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse
    me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is
    not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender
    notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now!
    You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a
    3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a
    nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp
    tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be
    the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands
    there au natural.Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
    The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution
    of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
    correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any
    wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are
    bassless.The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons,
    the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble,
    he needs a rest - and closes the bar.
    Amat Victoria Curam Fortune favors the prepared.
    "A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into." -George Orwell

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    That's so geeky. I love it.

    This is my sons favourite joke:

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    Europe
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    NO! YOU'RE A POO!!!

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    In again

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    What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
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    I'm in. Thanks, Randy!
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    Charles ***[All statements I made here only my personal opinion and nothing more!]*** & Please bare with me for my crappy English!!

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