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    So, a duck walks into a bar, takes a look around, walks up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves.

    The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, goes up to the bartender again and says, "Excuse me, do you have any crackers today?" The bartender looks up, and with an impatient shake of his head says, "I told you yesterday, we don't have any crackers." The duck turns and leaves.

    The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, goes up to the bartender again and once more asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender, annoyed, grabs the duck by the neck and says, "Look, I told you before, we don't have any crackers. And if you come back here again, I'll nail your freakin' bill to the bar." The duck leaves.

    The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, goes up to the bartender again and says, "Excuse me, but do you have any nails?" The bartender screams, "NO!" So, the duck says, "Great. Do you have any crackers?"
    Amat Victoria Curam Fortune favors the prepared.
    "A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into." -George Orwell

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    so why did the chicken cross the road?
    to go to the bar.
    why did the chicken go to the bar?
    to go to the bathroom
    why did the chicken go to the bathroom?
    cause thats where all the c**ks hang out.

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    Humor.

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    Older and wider.

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    In again please

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    IN again,
    Thank You

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    in for the win

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    KKF is the bomb!
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    Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

    "Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

    To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
    one man gathers what another man spills...

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    I'm in , but I'm just not funny, but I do love my burl and kkf

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