Im in. KKF let's me shop as well as my wife.
Im in. KKF let's me shop as well as my wife.
I'm in. KKF
-The wife found her husband sitting on the back porch crying.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"Do you remember when we were dating and your father told me that if I didn't marry you, he would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
"Yes", she responded "So what?"
"I would have gotten out of prison today", he sobbed.
Today's entry. Thank you!
New day. New try. Thanks HHH and KKF
I'm in today! Time to get my daily dose.
- Why did the calf cross the road?
- To get to the udder side.
Originally Posted by quantumcloud509
Surely QC you did mean to say "Quackers" no?
Donald and daisy duck are in a hotel on a romantic weekend away. After a few glasses of bubbles things start to get a bit hot and heavy, all of a sudden Donald realises he forgot to bring condoms. He throws on a robe and waddles down to the front desk and hits up the concierge.
The concierge is happy to oblige the celebrity duck: "would you like me to pop them on your bill sir?"
Donald replies "Are you kidding me??? I'd suffocate!!!"
Little Johnny is walking through the park with his dad one day and he sees two dogs mating.
"Daddy! Daddy! What are those two dogs doing?"
"Um..." says Johnny's Dad awkwardly "they're making puppies Johnny."
"Oh, OK." replies Johnny, his curiosity satisfied.
Later that night, Johnny is in bed and has a terrible nightmare. He wakes in a cold sweat terrified, and rushes into his parents room and switches on the light. Looking at the bed, very confused, he says
"Daddy! Daddy! What are you doing to Mummy?"
"Um..." Says Dad awkwardly "We're making babies Johnny."
Johnny pauses for just a moment as this news settles in,
"Well... Turn her over Dad, I'd much rather a puppy."
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