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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezit View Post
    Don't worry, we won't hold it against you.
    I feel better already.

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    Vultures = FOH before staff meal.

    Vulture feed.

    Also "CRAWW!!!"
    Starting this harvest I'm a starving startling artist/
    Lyrical arsonist it's arduous spitting this smartest arsenic/

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    Damnit I keep looking at my coffee as chefaccino lol. I pour it hot and prep then drink it cold. I've called parsley sprinkles and mote. Andirons guess working in the south I call the spider a banjo.
    Keep your love outta my sauce.

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    Stupid auto incorrect
    Keep your love outta my sauce.

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    Chicken pot pie = chicken pie, chicky pie or chicken mota

    Sheppherd's pie = sheppy

    Sandwich special = Sando because that's obviously Spanish for sandwich.

    Prime rib on a kaiser roll = Kaiso. Same rules apply.
    Starting this harvest I'm a starving startling artist/
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    And for some reason I'm throwing titties on e grill a lot.
    Keep your love outta my sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumblinman View Post
    And for some reason I'm throwing titties on e grill a lot.
    Don't throw them ... Place them. Boobs need tender love.

    Theory: vultures .... That's great! I call em seagulls. I've insisted a few times that if they want to eat they must yell kaaaah! Kaaaah! And flap their wings. Only a handful of FOH do it. It makes me so happy

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    Always towels. Never rags.

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    "spin this" spin that" spin: to make, or to make happen. Spin the soup please, and can you spin a dessert special for tomorrows 12 top?
    Amat Victoria Curam Fortune favors the prepared.
    "A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into." -George Orwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chef Andy View Post

    Honestly waiters/servers piss me off more than anything else I have to deal with at work. More so than the customers even.
    Amat Victoria Curam Fortune favors the prepared.
    "A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into." -George Orwell

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