I didn't realize the pen was illegible on here. The English says: She's a hooker. A Looker? Not really. But I took her! In four different pen/handwritings. The Spanish has the lo of mantengalo crossed out and el culo written in its place. The signs have been up for less than twelve hours at this point.
i miss crude defacings of signage, can't get away with it in hotels.
Salamander : celi
Microwave : mickey
Blow torch : flame thrower
I see, I like, I cut!